Kolme miestä istuu baarissa juomassa.
Ensimmäinen sanoo: - Tiedättekö mitä? Luulen, että minulla on maailman pienimmät kädet.
Muut nyökkäävät. Toinen mies sanoo: -Arvatkaa mitä? Olen sitä mieltä, että jalkani ovat maailman pienimmät.
Kolmas mies katsoo ystäviään ja sanoo: - Minua nolottaa kyllä, mutta veikkaan, että minulla on maailman pienin penis.
Kaikki kolme lähtevät baarista ja etsivät käsiinsä Guinnessin ennätyskirjan...
Ensimmäinen hymyilee leveästi. - Käteni OVAT maailman pienimmät!
Toinen hymyilee leveästi. - Jalkani OVAT maailman pienimmät!
Kolmas näyttää järkyttyneeltä. - Kuka helvetti on Justin Bieber??
We're to the point of no return
And along the way the only thing we've learned
Is how to hurt each other
I'm looking back
And wondering why
It took so long to realize
That nothing's changed
It never will
All these years of standing still
Still we'll stay in all this pain
And nothing's gonna make it go away
I don't wanna wait another minute
Put me out of my misery
I can read your mind
Baby you're not in it
We're not what we used to be,
No you wouldn't have to lie to me
If you would only let me go
And I don't wanna wait another minute
To hear...
Something that I already know
I know I know I know
Something that I already know
I know I know I know
So save your voice
Don't waste your breath
Can't you see we're at the end
And this goodbye, feels permanent,
So wish me well, try to forget
All the fights
And all the ways
We almost made it
But we never did
And it's finally come to this
I don't wanna wait another minute
Put me out of my misery
I can read your mind
Baby you're not in it
We're not what we used to be,
No you wouldn't have to lie to me
If you would only let me go
And I don't wanna wait another minute
To hear
Something that I already know
We can not hide
What we've become
So sick and tired of being numb,
It's done
It's done
It's done
I don't wanna wait another minute
Put me out of my misery
I can read your mind
Baby you're not in it
We're not what we used to be,
No you wouldn't have to lie to me
If you would only let me go
And I don't wanna wait another minute
To hear
Something that I already know
I know I know I know
Something that I already know
Cause I know I know I know
Something that I already know
Cause I know I know I know
I know cause I know
All the messed up things I do
Yeah, I swear I'll make them up to you
Before you go and have enough
Just let me make it better
I'll try and measure up
I'll try and measure up to you
Oh, yeah
(I'll make them up to you)
Oh, yeah
But you don't care
You keep sticking around
While I'm acting a clown
You're bigger
Than me
(Lalalalalala)
(Lalalalalala)
'Cause you're still here
Your feet stuck to the ground
Despite how silly it sounds
You're bigger
Than me
(Lalalalalala)
(Lalalalalala)
Just bigger
Than me
(Lalalalalala)
(Lalalalalala)