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Blowfly - Rap DirtyMaanantai 11.12.2006 23:19

I know you're heard about superman
when he gets horny he uses his hand
is it a bird, is it a plane, is he gay or is he a man
Louis Lane with all her mind
trying to keep him from knowing that she is dyke
but I will tell you a one thing beyond doubt
one night with me and I'll straighten her out

Homer J. SimpsonMaanantai 11.12.2006 03:24

Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid nabour
He's Flanders and his really really lame
Flanders try to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hates his cuts and Flanders is his name
F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S his the man I hate best
I'd like to see his house up in flames

F-L-A his name is NED E-R-S
thats a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or Doctor No
You cant upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
then goes home and worships nightly
His leftorium is imporium of wow

F-L-A dont yell at NED D-E-R
His wife is dead
Everybody hates that stupid jerk
Springfield's caught with Homer's joyous loathing!
Filling clubs, with angry valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
If you like polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
or his creepy little offspring Rod and Tod.
That's us. Hooray!
F-L-A His name is Ned! E-R-S
He is so white bread.
The smiling mustache geek who walks with G-d!

I Think She Knows - Justin TimberlakeTorstai 30.11.2006 12:04

Pelottavaa. Käynnistin winampin ja randomilla osuu tää kappale. Ja nyt on viel pakko myöntää et Justin tehny hyvän kappaleen. Ihme aamu, mut onneks on ihan kurkoa tää kiinalainen tee.


She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky and I like it

Listen

She grabs the yellow bottle
She likes the way it hits her lips
She gets to the bottom
It sends her on a trip so right
She might be goin' home with me tonight

She looks like a model
Except she's got a little more ass
Don't even bother
Unless you've got that thing she likes
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky, but I like it

She shuts the room down
The way she walks and causes a fuss
The baddest in town
She's flawless like some uncut ice
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight

And all she wants is to dance
That's why you'll find her on the floor
But you don't have a chance
Unless you move the way that she likes
That's why she's goin' home with me tonight

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Now dance
Little girl
You're freaky, but I like it
Hot damn!
Let me put my funk on this one time

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
I think I'm love stoned
She's got me love stoned

I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh
I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh
I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
I'm love stoned from everywhere and she knows
I think that she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh

And now I walk around without a care
She's got me hooked
It just ain't fair, but I...
I'm love stoned and I could swear
That she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh
She knows, she knows, oh, oh

She Talks to Me With Her Body by BarkaysMaanantai 27.11.2006 15:15

Maanantai, ja matka Valkeakoskelle odottaa. Näist dösä kyydeist alkanu tulla paha tapa, mut onneks toi reilu pari tuntii alkaa menee jo rutiinilla. Ei kyl huvittais lähtee stadist taas mut minkäs teet. Onneks himassa odottaa uus seasoni The 4400 - sarjaa ja reilusti glögiä.

Eilen tuli käytyä kalassa Markuksen kanssa, mut ei ehditty kun hetki olla ja kalastuksen valvoja passitti kotiin. Ei kyl ees havaittu kun yks vanha monni ja ei sellasia viitti narraa. Uus Jamesi oli helkutin hyvä Bondiks, ja jakeli huomattavasti parempia letkautuksia kun wanhat Mooret ja kumppanit.

James: Vodkamartini (asiat menny päin v*ttua Jamesilla)
Bartender: Shaken or Stirren?
James: Do I look like I care a f*ck?

Homer to the MaxSunnuntai 26.11.2006 20:36

Homer: Whole town is laughting at me, even that cat down there. Bart, kill that cat!
Bart: Okey
Homer: And that big yellow flower!
Marge: Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me. Why dont you talk to the producers of the show.
Homer: Okey, but while I'm gone keep an eye on that weird looking kid down there.
Marge: Bart!?
Homer: Yeah, "Bart"

Lauttasaari, viikonloppu ja 30 dollaria hävitty pokeriin. Lisäks oon kiertäny 2 päivää shoppailemassa. Kauppojen pitäisi kehittää poikakaveri - parkki. Ei tarvittais kun fosters - tyttöjä, kaljaa, lätkää ja shoppailu olis inhimillistä. Onneks koht kattoon uutta Jamesia.

Huh, pikkujouluristeily ohi.Lauantai 25.11.2006 13:00

Aikamoista menoa oli. Pääsin nukkumaan jo seiskalta aamulla, viel kun olis tunnin sinnitelly hereillä oliskin voinu mennä aamupalalle.

Con Funk Shun - Lets Ride and SlideTorstai 23.11.2006 15:12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Con_Funk_Shun

Ja tänään on todella iso I päivä w/ capital I. Eli dokaus alkaa noin.. nyt. Pitää viel käydä hakeen uus henkkari poliiseilt ja sit laivalle!

The 4400Keskiviikko 22.11.2006 15:27

Heh, addiktoiduin taas uuteen sarjaan. Katoin ekan seasonin tota The 4400 ja oon ihan koukussa. Must on tulos pahaa vauhtia TV addikti :/ Mut nyt alkaa urheilu buumi ja lähen salille/uimaan! Harmi et tää mahtava urheilu putki katkee huomiseen pikkujoulu risteilyyn :D

Jamie Cullum Trio - Old Devil Moon

I looked at you and suddenly
Something in your eyes I see
Soon begins bewitching me

I looked at you and suddenly
Something in your eyes I see
Soon begins bewitching me
It's that old devil moon
That you stole from the sky
It's that old devil moon in your eyes

You and your glance makes this romance too hot to handle
Stars in the night blazin' their light can't hold a candle
To your razzle dazzle
You've got me flyin' high and wide
On a magic carpet ride
Full of butterflies inside
I just wanna cry
Wanna croon
Wanna laugh like a loon
It's that old devil moon in your eyes

Just when I think I'm free as a dove
Old evil moon deep in your eyes
Blinds me with love

I looked at you and suddenly
Something in your eyes I see
Soon begins bewitching me

I looked at you and suddenly
Something in your eyes I see
Soon begins bewitching me
It's that old devil moon
That you stole from the sky
It's that old devil moon in your eyes

You and your glance makes this romance too hot to handle
Stars in the night blazin' their light can't hold a candle
To your razzle dazzle
You've got me flyin' high and wide
On a magic carpet ride
Full of butterflies inside
I just wanna cry
Wanna croon
Wanna laugh like a loon
It's that old devil moon in your eyes

Just when I think I'm free as a dove
Old evil moon deep in your eyes
Blinds me with love

Prison BreakKeskiviikko 15.11.2006 23:46

Eka seasoni ja puolet toista takana, kolmen vuorokauden maratooni ja taas yks uus sarja koukuttaa. Pitäis oppii säästään noita jaksoja, kun tulee tolleen ahmittua niin ne loppuu liian nopeesti.

Let the caged bird singTiistai 14.11.2006 01:11

Ja taas yks päivä kun ei vaan oikeen saanu mitään aikaseks. Toisaalta sain siivottua 5 pussillista roskaa ja sulatettua pakastimen. Jos vaikka huomenna sais toteutettua itteensä.

Alabama 3 - Let the Caged Bird Sing

He had the hands of a missionary
She had the body of a nun
And in the fumblings of their union
They found the key to kingdom come
He bought her a bird in a silver cage
For blessed company
'Cause he knew one day they're gonna lock the door
And throw away the key

So blow out the candles
Mornings moving in
Flowers bloom on alcatraz now
Let the caged bird sing yeh
Let the caged bird sing
Let the caged bird sing yeh
Let the caged bird sing

The church they call 'em anarchists
Class war they call 'em saints
When they lost the plot they kept moving
Lookin for heavens gates
They stole a car and got as far
As the motel on Damascus road
When the TV screen blew back their dreams
When the cathode ray exploded

So blow out the candles
Mornings moving in
Flowers bloom on alcatraz now
Let the caged bird sing yeh
Let the caged bird sing
Let the caged bird sing yeh
Let the caged bird sing

Rimbaud left his soul behind
Leavin ghosts surveyin the scene
Movin from light to the dead of night
Just to keep his cold heart clean
And the prisonaires from the sprawling slums
Saw a new day movin in
Not baton charge from the ruling guards
Could stop the caged bird singin

So blow out the candles
Mornings moving in
Flowers bloom on alcatraz now
Let the caged bird sing yeh
Let the caged bird sing
Let the caged bird sing yeh
Let the caged bird sing