IRC-Galleria

+15℃ This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10℃ The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5℃ Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0℃ Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5℃ People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10℃ The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start
using long sleeves.

-20℃ The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30℃ People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40℃ Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50℃ Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60℃ Korvatunturi (home of Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70℃ The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnisharmy goes out on winter survival training.

-183℃ Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273.15℃ ALL atom-based movement halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn), it's cold outside today."

-300℃ Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest