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Chris sighed. "Fine. I'll kiss him. But just so you know, I hate you two."

"We hate you, too." They said, grinning.

"How would you know that I kissed him?"

"Would you lie to us?"

"Yes."

They smirked. "You wouldn't. "

Chris grumbled. "Fine. I'll tell you when I kiss him."

"We'll give you a deadline—"

"No way!"

"Before midnight."

Chris rolled his eyes. "And what would happen if I didn't do it?"

"Kurt and Blaine get a sex scene."

Chris blushed. "You can't do that! Glee's on Fox!"

"Oh? Sex Is On Fire playing in the background," Brad smirked.

"It starts with extremely heavy making out,"

"And they both get their shirts off,"

"More heated kissing,"

"Hips rolling,"

"Then at some point in the song, only the top half of their body is shown, suggesting that they are having sex."

"And then near the end of the song, a close up on Kurt's face, with his eyes rolling back, his mouth an 'o', moaning Blaine's name. Then fade to black."

They smirked.

"Then we film it about 50 times because of angles and imperfect shots, and you will be the most turned on you have ever been and there is nothing you can do about it because we can't really make you two have sex on tape, just pretend, and probably painful sex. I mean, seriously. No lube or anything."

Chris was blushing heavily, just thinking of that. He was trying his best not to get turned on at the image.


yeah okay
that'd be, like, totally awesome and fukken great

Chris composed himself and let himself become Kurt, 'I know' Kurt said, sitting up excitedly, 'lets play a game. Okay, on the count of three, name your favourite 2010 Vogue cover' he desperately wished that Darren wouldn't screw up this time. 'You ready? 1, 2, 3-'

He turned to Darren excitedly saying 'Marion Cotillard! Oh my god!' as Darren turned to him and cried,

'REDVINES!'

'DARREN!'


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luin taas eclipsen vikoja lukuja ja sen lopun(;;;;;;;__________;;;;;;;;;)♥♥ surrurur mun päässä pyörii tääl ihan viuuuhh ja itkettää ja naurattaa ja surettaa ja ilottaa samaan aikaan. voi hitto sit ku suomentelen niitä vikoja lukuja niin itken varmaan semmosen tulvan tänne et vastaavaa ei ole koskaan nähty ...

OH ECLIPSE Y U SO ADORABLE
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bdjlgrjgorfdjgrdjglkjg
jfgjfkjkglfdkglsöflsaökglög

... ja näissä tunnelmissa mun pitäis pystyä kirjottaan joku enkun juttu huomiseks ahhh

After rejoining the party, two things became very apparent to Kurt very quickly. One; Blaine had a lot of family. He'd been able to see that right away, but it turns out the crowd who'd watched him sing had barely been a third of everyone that was actually there.

He was sure he hadn't met all or even most of them, but it sure as hell felt like it. It seemed like Blaine had a never ending stream of relatives to introduce him too, and each of them had the same conversation with him.

It basically went:

Relative: Oh so you're the one whose stolen our little Blainie's heart away?

Blaine: Relative! [Blush]

Kurt: [Smile] I guess so. Although, I maintain that he was the one who stole my heart first, so it was only fair that I get his back.

Relative: [Much louder laugh than was appropriate] Oh you're too cute. [insert cheek pink, shoulder slap, and/or enthusiastic hand shake here]

Blaine: Trust me, Relative, he knows [Grin]

Kurt: [Shrug] I do.

Relative: [Chuckle] Oh look, Another [Cousin/aunt/uncle/grandparent] is getting into [an argument/the desert for later/the blueberry schnapps] again. [Rushes off]

[Repeat]

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AAAAAAA tuli vitun riittämätön olo
nyt pitää kirjottaa
ihan vitusti
paitsi et nyt on gerardin point of view joten kukaan ei tykkää siitä joten miksi vitussa mä edes kirjoitan sitä
lopetan koko ficin saatana
LSJISDFJIOSDFHLSDFHDF

(5:38) Kirsi .: HE WANTED PRETTY BUTTERFLIES--
ASDFLJFK WHAT
.... XD
.... EN OO
JOOO
WHAT
WHUT
WHIT.
... whip.
(5:39) coda -: ..........................................................................................................pretty butterflies
(5:40) Kirsi .: Hayato wanted sex and Ryu wanted pretty butterflies eiku


(5:43) Kirsi .: underneath fingertttttiiiiippps tups taps no laitetaa siihe että groped him
groped his skin
(5:43) Kirsi .: gropeeepepepe
... okei sori yritän keskittyä
(5:44) coda -: .........................siis... MITÄ
(5:44) Kirsi .: .... että jätetää koko underneath pois ja laitetaa vaan että groped him
(5:45) coda -: ...
(5:45) coda -: "--as Ryu’s fingers moved roughly on his stomach, groped him." ?!
<3<3<3<33<3<3<3<3<3
ok joo tajusin kyl XD
groped his grapes
(5:45) Kirsi .: ADSFDSK AHAHAHAHAHA.................. AHAHAHAH... AHA... HA...
(5:45) Kirsi .: GROPING HIM EVERYWHERE BUT THERE
(5:46) coda -: mut joo GROPING HIM VAI GROPING HIS SKIN
(5:46) Kirsi .: LITTLE GRAPES DROPPED FROM THE HEAVEN.
(5:46) coda -: .................................or hell
we're talking about hayato in here


(5:52) coda -: haista hayaton grapes
(5:52) Kirsi .: mut okei jos me kerta lopete---
ROFL
(5:52) coda -: AU PÄÄHÄ SATTUU KU NAURAN
vittu oot awesome tiesiks sen XD
(5:52) Kirsi .: ---taan ni voisin mennä että saan nukkua ees pari tuntia ennen ku sohvi herää ja alkaa mölyämää
VITTU OF COURSE ME ROCKS YOUR BOAT EIKU.
(5:53) coda -: YOU ROCK MY GRAPES
(5:53) Kirsi .: MY GRAPES ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS
(5:53) coda -: ...I WHIP MY GRAPES BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY GRAPES BACK AND FORTH
(5:53) Kirsi .: AND THEN THEY SMASH AND SPLASH AND WHAT WE HAVE IS GRAPE JUICE
(5:53) coda -: LOVEJUICE
(5:54) Kirsi .: I CAN TASTE IT

MrCellophane: Dear god, Finn! I'm not kidding! Stop with the noise! Unlike you, I'd like to NOT FAIL math class! I'm studying up here!

Frankenteen: Make me.

BabyGirl333: Get a room, you two.

MrCellophane: Hi, I'm Kurt and I'm a big baby.

Frankenteen: Hello, I'm Finn Hudson and I like to lock people in basements. You're being childish, Finn! Let me out!

MrCellophane: No chance, buddy.

**

MrCellophane: Just leave me aloneWRWFsdafmjla234fa/;p

Gold_Star: What?

My_Dads_A_Vampire: I think Kurt escaped from tha basement

Wheels1234: Go Team Kurt! WOO!

My_Dads_A_Vampire: u can take him, Finn! he's half ur size!

Wheels1234: TEAM KURT!

My_Dads_A_Vampire: TEAM FINN!

Gold_Star: I guess we'll finish this conversation later. I'm out. See you all tonight.

Wheels1234: I bet Kurt's got Finn in a stranglehold right now.

My_Dads_A_Vampire: pshh, I bet Finn locked him in a closet.

Wheels1234: I bet Finn accidentally locked himself in a closet.

My_Dads_A_Vampire: does that mean Finn is in the closet?

Wheels1234: It means he'll have to come out eventually lol

Frankenteen: He just did.

Wheels1234: O.o

My_Dads_A_Vampire: waitÂ…literally or, like, u knowÂ…?

Frankenteen: To answer Rachel's question, Kurt and I will be there tonight.

My_Dads_A_Vampire: Wat r u bringing?

Frankenteen: Gay pride.


[x] hypärit on kivoja ja fanfiction tuhoaa aivosolujani vaihteeks

ps
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6110420/1/Gay_Pride_And_Hors_Doeuvres
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6238023/1/Kurts_April_Fool

mä sekoan, koska kirjoitan esim maailman parasta ficciä.

pystyy jo laskee yhen käden sormilla omg


....ja mitenkään siihen liittymättä, hypärit on kivoja ja fanfiction tuhoaa jälleen aivosolujani trololol

plus NYT ON TIISTAI JA REGIONALS JA OMG

"One green bottle... sitting on the wall... hic... one greeeeen bottle... sitting on the wall... and if one... hic... greeeeen bottle should accidentally... oops..."

Kurt stumbled as he crossed his room towards the bathroom, inadvertently knocking over several of the empty beer bottles on his night stand.

It'd been a good couple of hours now since he'd arrived home and he'd already polished off 6 beers and the entire bag of chips. Now he was bored and wanted to dance.

Leaning against the frame of his shelving unit, Kurt unplugged his iPod, and by unplugged Kurt meant that he thumped random buttons until the sounds stopped coming out of the speakers.

'Ooh, chilli fries... I want chilli fries...'
Gripping the shelving for support, heedless of the CD cases cascading onto the floor in his wake, Kurt shuffled over to his vanity and to his cell.

Picking it up... and dropping it... Kurt fished it out of the tub of sour cream and licked the gizmo clean.

Grinning like a loon, Kurt flicked through his messages until he stopped on one from an unknown number.

'Who is unknown number? Do I know unknown number? Is he in math with me maybe?'
Deciding he'd investigate, he opened a drawer on his vanity and emptied the contents onto the floor beside him. Sinking down into the soft bundle, Kurt sifted through the assorted hats around him until he found his white deerstalker from when he was eight.

Stretching the fabric over his now far too big head, Kurt decided he now looked sufficiently like Sherlock Holmes to be able to do some first-class detecting.

Pressing the call button on his phone, he held it to his ear the wrong way up while the line clicked and then connected.

"Hello?" came the sleepy voice on the other end of the line.

"Is it me your looking for?" giggled Kurt before shushing himself.

"Kurt?" Noah's voice was concerned, "... have you been drinking?"

"Why yesh... I have Mr Unknown Number, did you know that from sharing my math class with me? My hat is making my head very warm so I'm not sure how much longer I can be talking to you."

"Kurt... what?" said an obviously sleep deprived and severely confused Noah.

"..." Instead of replying to the boy Kurt decided he'd rather blow raspberries... so he did.

"Kurt... where's your Dad?" he asked wondering what the best way to make him aware of his son's current condition was. It was so unlike Kurt to lose control of himself like this.

"Gone sleeping with fishes called Hanky Lester... he'll be back tomorrow." Kurt yawned and stretched.

"OK..." said Noah, resolve firming up.

"I'm coming over, don't leave the house."

"OK Mr Number Sir. The key is under the mate.. map... mat..."

With that Kurt pressed 'end call' and the cell screen went dark.


:D:D:D go Kurt

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