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Chris sighed. "Fine. I'll kiss him. But just so you know, I hate you two."

"We hate you, too." They said, grinning.

"How would you know that I kissed him?"

"Would you lie to us?"

"Yes."

They smirked. "You wouldn't. "

Chris grumbled. "Fine. I'll tell you when I kiss him."

"We'll give you a deadline—"

"No way!"

"Before midnight."

Chris rolled his eyes. "And what would happen if I didn't do it?"

"Kurt and Blaine get a sex scene."

Chris blushed. "You can't do that! Glee's on Fox!"

"Oh? Sex Is On Fire playing in the background," Brad smirked.

"It starts with extremely heavy making out,"

"And they both get their shirts off,"

"More heated kissing,"

"Hips rolling,"

"Then at some point in the song, only the top half of their body is shown, suggesting that they are having sex."

"And then near the end of the song, a close up on Kurt's face, with his eyes rolling back, his mouth an 'o', moaning Blaine's name. Then fade to black."

They smirked.

"Then we film it about 50 times because of angles and imperfect shots, and you will be the most turned on you have ever been and there is nothing you can do about it because we can't really make you two have sex on tape, just pretend, and probably painful sex. I mean, seriously. No lube or anything."

Chris was blushing heavily, just thinking of that. He was trying his best not to get turned on at the image.


yeah okay
that'd be, like, totally awesome and fukken great