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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

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