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mitäs täsä datates tädin kans :) @SaNNa--

Perusmatskuu.


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[23:28] Lakusuine: Dumdidumdidum...
[23:28] cаяnίғәҳ: bored a little?
[23:29] Lakusuine: Hmm...
[23:29] Lakusuine: What shall I lie here...
[23:29] Lakusuine: No
[23:29] Lakusuine: ?
[23:29] cаяnίғәҳ: yah
[23:29] cаяnίғәҳ: well done
[23:29] cаяnίғәҳ: :D
[23:29] cаяnίғәҳ: want me to entertain you?
[23:29] cаяnίғәҳ: am quite tired
[23:29] Lakusuine: Does that involve your genitalia?
[23:30] cаяnίғәҳ: it always involves my genitalia
[23:30] cаяnίғәҳ: as you got it as your wallpaper
[23:30] cаяnίғәҳ: yes, i implemented my penis in the wall
[23:30] Lakusuine: But does this one instance have something special to do with your genitalia?
[23:30] cаяnίғәҳ: what instance?
[23:30] Lakusuine: You entertaining me
[23:30] cаяnίғәҳ: no ;(
[23:31] Lakusuine: Aaaw
[23:31] Lakusuine: Come on
[23:31] Lakusuine: Why not?
[23:31] cаяnίғәҳ: cause i want to deny you of fun
[23:31] Lakusuine: You are no fun :(
[23:31] cаяnίғәҳ: my genitalia is tho
[23:31] Lakusuine: It's not if you don't get it involved ever
[23:31] cаяnίғәҳ: incorrect
[23:32] cаяnίғәҳ: you thinking and longing for my genitalia right now
[23:32] cаяnίғәҳ: and that's entertainment already
[23:32] Lakusuine: Actually I'm not
[23:32] Lakusuine: That would just lift my boredom greatly ;)
[23:32] Lakusuine: Your genitalia that is
[23:32] Lakusuine: Come no
[23:33] Lakusuine: On*
[23:33] Lakusuine: Pics plox
[23:33] cаяnίғәҳ: ...
[23:33] Lakusuine: I need something to fap to
[23:33] cаяnίғәҳ: nope
[23:33] Lakusuine: Yes
[23:33] cаяnίғәҳ: wish denied
[23:33] Lakusuine: ...
[23:33] Lakusuine: Why?
[23:33] Lakusuine: I seriously don't get why you are so stubborn about this
[23:34] Lakusuine: It's just your genitalia damn it
[23:34] cаяnίғәҳ: just?
[23:34] cаяnίғәҳ: nice
[23:34] Lakusuine: Like everyone has seen what you have on your pants when you used to go to swimming halls with your mom when you were like 12-13 years older
[23:34] Lakusuine: Big deal
[23:34] Lakusuine: Now
[23:34] cаяnίғәҳ: older?
[23:34] Lakusuine: Some pics over here
[23:34] Lakusuine: Younger*
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: you suck
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: (not my genitalia)
[23:35] Lakusuine: Your cock yes
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: !
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: fail
[23:35] Lakusuine: ...........
[23:35] Lakusuine: ......
[23:35] Lakusuine: ....
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: epic
[23:35] Lakusuine: ...
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: fail
[23:35] Lakusuine: Your statement is false
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: i can so read you!
[23:35] Lakusuine: You just try to deny the beautiful truth
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: what beautiful truth?
[23:35] Lakusuine: Me sucking your cock
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: well
[23:35] cаяnίғәҳ: *looking down*
[23:36] cаяnίғәҳ: nobody there
[23:36] Lakusuine: You need to wear anti-ninja glasses
[23:36] Lakusuine: Which you don't have
[23:36] Lakusuine: Did I tell you that I was the ninja mastor also?
[23:36] cаяnίғәҳ: still
[23:36] Lakusuine: I suck your cock so subtly that you don't even notice when you climax
[23:36] cаяnίғәҳ: aah
[23:36] cаяnίғәҳ: i see
[23:37] cаяnίғәҳ: i'd feel the touch tho
[23:37] Lakusuine: No you wouldn't
[23:37] Lakusuine: I've got the invisi--- ninja touch
[23:37] cаяnίғәҳ: oh
[23:37] cаяnίғәҳ: nice stuff
[23:37] Lakusuine: Ninjas are
[23:37] Lakusuine: Nice, that is
[23:37] cаяnίғәҳ: my penis is booby-trapped tho
[23:37] cаяnίғәҳ: you'd die if you ever came close to it
[23:38] Lakusuine: Oh that just turns me on
[23:38] cаяnίғәҳ: nice
[23:38] cаяnίғәҳ: your last minutes of your live, dying slowly to neuro-toxin
[23:38] Lakusuine: I've always liked the words
[23:38] Lakusuine: "booby-trap"
[23:38] cаяnίғәҳ: why :D
[23:38] Lakusuine: Dunno
[23:38] Lakusuine: Guess I just like boobies and traps
[23:38] cаяnίғәҳ: yah
[23:38] Lakusuine: And put them together = !!!
[23:39] cаяnίғәҳ: better than any climax
[23:39] Lakusuine: Your weak ones at least
[23:39] cаяnίғәҳ: weak?
[23:39] Lakusuine: Weak guys have weak climaxes
[23:39] Lakusuine: Duh?
[23:39] cаяnίғәҳ: i get insane pleasure through seeing you suffocate
[23:39] cаяnίғәҳ: whhich happens through my poison
[23:40] cаяnίғәҳ: (booby trapped penis)
[23:40] Lakusuine: I actually just get turned on by that, and I've got this on/off button that releases any poison off of my body when used
[23:40] Lakusuine: So I just let teh poison flow in my body until I feel pleased and then I just use that button
[23:41] cаяnίғәҳ: still, my climax-fluids would blast you to the wall, totally squished
[23:41] Lakusuine: Also invented by yours truly
[23:41] cаяnίғәҳ: it might turn you on too, but you can't really dodge it
[23:41] cаяnίғәҳ: and you die, choking to sperm
[23:41] cаяnίғәҳ: nice, eh?
[23:41] Lakusuine: Refer to my last statement of your climaxes for answers
[23:42] cаяnίғәҳ: which is what your nooby spies told you
[23:42] Lakusuine: I don't have spies
[23:42] cаяnίғәҳ: (nemale asking me tons of things bout my sexual life)
[23:42] cаяnίғәҳ: oh
[23:42] cаяnίғәҳ: so he's surely got a crush on me
[23:43] cаяnίғәҳ: i got so many fans
[23:43] Lakusuine: You ever wondered why you get electro shocks everytime you take a dump?
[23:43] cаяnίғәҳ: not too much
[23:43] cаяnίғәҳ: cause i knew the source anyway
[23:43] cаяnίғәҳ: and pretending to get shocked
[23:43] cаяnίғәҳ: while i actually disabled the device
[23:43] Lakusuine: I actually installed radar up your anus, to see where you are at any given time
[23:44] Lakusuine: Right now I can see that you are... On my ass?
[23:44] Lakusuine: This can't be right oh wait...
[23:44] cаяnίғәҳ: *getting out of your gf's house*
[23:44] cаяnίғәҳ: BASH
[23:44] Lakusuine: Haha
[23:44] Lakusuine: Love your weak attempts of fooling me
[23:45] Lakusuine: I installed same device up my gf's anus as well, so ye can't fool me
[23:45] Lakusuine: Strangely it also points at my anus
[23:45] Lakusuine: Oh shoot
[23:45] cаяnίғәҳ: kinda crowded dowmn there
[23:45] Lakusuine: Something went horribly wrong when planting these things
[23:45] cаяnίғәҳ: you just like shoving things up your ass
[23:46] Lakusuine: I wonder if the other 500 versions of these are on their designated anuses then...
[23:46] Lakusuine: Actually that answers my ass looks always so big...
[23:46] Lakusuine: Why*
[23:46] cаяnίғәҳ: nah
[23:46] cаяnίғәҳ: you'Re fat
[23:46] Lakusuine: Why did I choose anuses anyway?
[23:46] cаяnίғәҳ: as simple as that
[23:46] Lakusuine: Why not some normal brain implants or something
[23:46] Lakusuine: >.<
[23:47] cаяnίғәҳ: you got no such things as brains
[23:47] Lakusuine: Next time I install those on my sperm and everytime I fuck some chick without condom she get's tracked
[23:47] cаяnίғәҳ: nice
[23:47] cаяnίғәҳ: she'd actually track you
[23:47] cаяnίғәҳ: with your kid
[23:48] cаяnίғәҳ: and drain you of money
[23:48] Lakusuine: And if my gf gets suspicious I just explain her that I'm a ninja and I need to know where these persons hang out at
[23:48] Lakusuine: Hopefully she doesn't come up with some rational questions like why do I need to insert them through my sperm and stuff
[23:48] cаяnίғәҳ: haha
[23:48] Lakusuine: That'd be tough one to explain
[23:49] cаяnίғәҳ: she'd prolly be amazed that you'Re a ninja and totally fade away, being impressed
[23:49] Lakusuine: That true
[23:49] cаяnίғәҳ: i was sarcastic
[23:49] cаяnίғәҳ: you suck as a ninja
[23:49] Lakusuine: You got that right....
[23:49] Lakusuine: ;)
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Vihdoin ja viimein oon pelannu Warcraft 3'sta (DotAa) 2400 tuntia = 100 päivää! Tää on suorastaan juhlimisen arvoinen asia.


Ja jos et osaa arvioida kuinka paljon tuo oikeasti on, mieti vaan että oon pelannu tota viimiset 7-8 vuotta, ~4 tuntia päivässä arkipäivisin ja 6-9 tuntia viikonloppuisin.

Eli suomeks = Ihan saatanasti.

- kone ei puhu paskaa seläntakana
- kone ei vie sinun ruokiasi
- kone EI pyydä sinulta mitään
- kone antaa sinulle ilmaista musiikkia
- kone on kivempi kuin sinä
- kone antaa sinulle tarpeelliseksi katsomiasi asioita
- koneelta käsin voit tilata mitä vain mistä vain
- koneelle ei tarvitse puhua
- konetta ei tarvitse huomioida ellei halua
- koneen voi sulkea
- voit olla koneella silloin kuin juuri itsellesi sopii
- kone osaa kuunnella sinua
- jos sinulla on karkkia kone ei pyydä sitä sinulta
- kone on monipuolisempi kuin sinä
- koneella voit puhua niin monelle yhtä aikaa kuin tahdot
- kone tietää kaiken
- kone ei valita !!
- kone ei syrji sinua niinkuin muut
- kone vaan yksinkertaisesti on viisaampi kuin SINÄ
- kone ei kerro tyhmiä vitsejä
- kone ei auo päätään kun sinä kerrot niitä
- koneen äänenvoimakkuutta voi säätää
- konetta ei ole pakko kuunnella
- kone on oikeasti ystäväsi <3<3
Jos et kopioi tätä minuutin sisällä, koneesi räjähtää koska et välitä siitä.

saa tää modi kelvata nyt näin

en jaks enempäää

[13:30:19] Lintsu sanoo:
OIKEESTI SUN UNET
[13:30:21] Lintsu sanoo:
mä en kestä :''''D
[13:30:28] Lintsu sanoo:
näät unia tekstailusta ja mesettämisestä...
[13:30:36] Lintsu sanoo:
Aina oikeesti :''DDD

totuus.

uusi kone ahahahah <3<3<3

Kirjoita silmät kiinni nämä sanat :

Tietokone - tietokone
Nörtti - nörtti
Hiiri -hiiri
Näppäimistö - näppäimistö
Dataus -dataus
total: 5

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Minä olen nörtti - minäö olen nörtti
Minä dataan - minä dataan
Omistan tietokoneen - omistan tietokoneen
Näyttöni on litteä - nåyttpni on litteä
Näyttöni on leveä - näyttöni onm leveä
total: 2

Total;
10=Nörtti, RAJOITA HIEMAN!
7-9=Olet riippuvainen.
5-7=Vähennä koneella istumista.
3-5=Vielä voisit rajoittaa.
1-3=Et ole nörtti. :)
0=Olet täysi TUNARI

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