I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
I have got a 10-inch penis, use you mouth to help me clean it.
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. WOOH!