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http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11924&title=lil-jon-and-oprah

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=71013&title=cribs

siis paras :'Ddd!

Sampson - "Well well, if it isn't mr. niceguy. Welcome to my lair. Well now, tell me a little bit about yourself."
Thurgood - "Well you know I be from Jamaica man. Not a mercy."
Sampson - "What part of Jamaica."
Thurgood - "Right near the beach."
Sampson - "I think your bullshitting me."
Thurgood - "Sampson Simpson! I stick by my story! Im from Jamaica! If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?"

"The scores two hundred;
We're all tied neck and neck;
And it's my turn to address Alex Trebek;
I close my eyes and I thank the lord;
Finally my category is on the board;
I'll take 'Fucked up things white people did' for 1000 Alex;
A bell went off, This could mean trouble;
Todays answer my friends is a daily double;
I took a deep breath, I held myself steady;
And Alex Trebek was like 'Dave are you ready?';
I hit the buzzer, 'What is yes!';
And Alex said 'I didn't ask you the question yet';
How much money are you willing to bet?;
I smiled with confidence, my hand on my balls;
I said Alex I'm willing to bet it all;
And Alex said 'OK here's the question';
'They stole these peoples land, as they gave them syfilis';
'Whose everybody thats not white!';
Alex looked at the card dissappointed, 'Oh my god his right' "