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(ei ole etsy tunnuksia? ilmoita minulle niin voin pistää huuto nettiin, mutta vain jos olet varma että haluat ostaa :) )

Earth was first settled by a race of loathsome beings from beyon space and time known as the "Old Ones"*



(*"The Old Ones are, The Old Ones were, The Old Ones will ever be" (2 Necronomicon 120:3) )





























"The old ones genetically engineered humanity to be their slaves ! They held total dominion over all the earth for untold millenia !"

"But the old ones aren´t made of matter. The constellations have to be in the right aligment for them to live. When the stars are right, the old ones are invulnerable and unstoppable."*




(*"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."(1 Necro. 15:97) )















"Thousand of years ago, the constellations shifted positions so the old ones could no longer live. They fell asleep, deep under the mountains and seas even great Cthulhu slumbers in his underwater city !"*





(*"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." (Rev. of glaaki 8:84) )
















"Like housepets that have to fend for themselves in their master´s absence, we human overran the planet and eventually took over our creator´ place as earth´s rulers."


















BUT THIS CHANGE IS TEMPORARY!







YES, THAT´S RIGHT, WORLD LEADERS!

NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL WE ARE NOW,

HUMANS ARE AT BEST INTERIM CARETAKERS

WHILE THE PLANET´S TRUE MASTERS ARE AWAY!













"For when the stars are right again, the Old Ones will arise and reclaim what is rightfully theirs! Humanity will be enslaved once more ......then destroyed!" 

Väittelyt, joissa toinen osapuoli selittää Cthulhusta ja teepannuista ja toinen perustelee Raamatulla, ovat erittäin huvittavia. Yhtä vahvat perusteet kummallakin, siis. Minusta tulisi hyvä trolli jollekin foorumille :D