You: Hi. How are you nowadays?
Me: Hi. I'm pretty fine thanks, how are you?
(Why do you even ask? Why do I even ask..don't tell, I don't wanna hear)
Y: Oh, there's so many things going on in my life now..My girlfriend is pregnant and I'm bout to be a father. And we have moved to own house in the countryside.
M: Oh, gongratulations! How far along is she?*smiling and hugging*
(great..that fucking bitch who stole you)
Y: 6th month..I'm so excited!
M: Great..(I'm gonna kill that bitch who is living trough OUR dreams)
Y: So..how about you?
M: I'm just fine..New job and I have dated couple of interesting guys. (yeah, in my dreams)
Y: Glad to hear..But I gotta go..See you!
M: See you..(in the next lifetime)