-We donÂ’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
.Our friends donÂ’t pick on us if we arenÂ’t sleeping with anyone
-Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)
-WeÂ’re all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage
-We donÂ’t have to drive when on a date 86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked
-Women can use the old “that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn” line
-Women know how fake it
-Women look better naked
-We know that rhythm doesnÂ’t only pertain to dancing
-When women are short, weÂ’re petite, when men are short, theyÂ’re just short
-Women do less time for violent crime
-Women donÂ’t have to worry about not being able to get it up
-An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
-Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye”
-Women donÂ’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood
-Women never have to see combat
-The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
-Women are sexier
-this one is definitely worthy of reiteration: We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!