On sulla muodot venuksen daa dirlandirlandaa~
This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, I've seen worse.
We're gonna turn this sow's ear
Into a silk purse.
We'll have you washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Trust my recipe for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all.
Wait and see, when we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you.
With good fortune (and a great hair-do)
You'll bring honor to us all.