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Miehen ja naisen suihkurituaalit!

NÄIN NAINEN KÄY SUIHKUSSA:

1. Riisuu vaatteet ja laittaa ne pyykkikoriin, jaoteluna
valko-ja kirjopyykkiin.

2. Pukee päällensä kylpytakin ja menee kylpyhuoneseen. Matkalla hän kohtaa poikaystävänsä, kiristää vähän kylpytakkia ja puolijuoksee loput matkasta.

3. Jää seisomaan peilin eteen ja tarkistelee itseään
tarkasti. Rentouttaa vatsaansa ja valittaa, kun hänestä on tullut niin lihava.

4. Menee suihkuun, ottaa esille kasvojen, käsien, jalkojen ja selän pesusienet!

5. Pesee hiukset erikoisshampoolla, joka sisältää avokaadoa, hunajaa ja 42 vitamiinia!

6. Pesee hiukset uudestaan samalla shampoolla!

7. Käyttää erikoishoitoainetta, joka sisältää avokaadoa ja hunajaa, antaa sen vaikuttaa 15 min.

8. Pesee kasvojaan tarkasti 10 min, silkinpehmeällä ja perkeleen kalliilla saippualla, joka sisältää omenoita. Sen jälkeen kasvoilla on sama väri kuin keitetyillä ravuilla.

9. Pesee kehon toisella yhtä kalliilla saippualla, joka sisältää pähkinöitä ja viinimarjoja.

10. Tämän jälkeen hän huuhtelee hoitoaineen pois - tämä kestää 10 min. Hänhän haluaa vain olla varma, että kaikki hoitoaine on poissa, muuten hiuksista tulee raskaita ja litteitä.

11. Ajaa kainalo- ja säärikarvat.

12. Kirkuu, kun poikaystävä leikillään sammuttaa valot.

13. Sammuttaa suihkun.

14. Ravistaa kaiken veden pois päältään suihkussa.

15. Astuu suihkusta ulos Aasian kokoisessa pyyhkeessä kuivattaakseen vartalonsa.

16. Käärii hiukset turbaanille superimutehoiseen pyyhkeeseen.

17. Menee takaisin makuhuoneeseen edellä mainitussa kylpytakissa.

18. Kohtaa poikaystävänsä matkalla, kiristää kylpytakkia lisää ja juoksee huoneeseen. Käyttää tunnin pukemiseen.

NÄIN MIES KÄY SUIHKUSSA:

1. Riisuu vaatteet, kun hän istuu sängyllä, levittää vaatteensa ympäri lattiaa.

2. Kävelee alastomana kylpyhuoneseen. Matkalla kohtaa tyttöystävänsä, ylpeänä näyttää munansa ja karjuu kuin leijona.

3. Jää seisomaan peilin eteen ja vetää mahansa sisään. Tarkistaa munansa koon, rapsuttaa pallejaan ja sen jälkeen haistelee käsiään.

4. Menee suihkuun vihellellen.

5. Ei etsi pesusientä, koska hän ei moista käytä.

6. Pesee kasvot lähikaupasta ostamallaan saippualla.

7. Pieraisee ja repeää nauruun, koska kylpyhuoneessa on hauska kaiku.

8. Rauhoittuu, mutta repeää kohta taas nauruun kun tuoksu savuttaa hajuaistin.

9. Pesee sukukalleudet ja ympärillä olevan alueen.

10. Pesee perseen saippualla ja jättää karvoja saippuaan.

11. Pesee hiukset jollain shampoolla eikä käytä hoitoainetta.

12. Tekee typerän kampauksen.

13. Ihailee uutta hiusmuotiaan peilistä

14. Kusee tyytyväisenä suihkun lattiakaivoon.

15. Huuhtelee shamppoon ja saippuan ja astuu heti pois suihkusta, mutta ei huomaa, että oli jättänyt vetämättä suihkuverhoa eteen kun meni suihkuun. Joten nyt koko kylpyhuone, vessapaperia myöten, on läpimärkä.

16. Kuivattaa itseään nopeasti ja kevyesti.

17. Katsoo taas peiliin ja jäykistää lihaksensa ja tarkistaa munansa koon.

18. Unohtaa sammuttaa valon jälkeensä.

19. Menee takaisin makuuhuoneeseen pieni pyyheliina ympärillään. Kohtaa tyttöystävänsä matkalla, repii heti pyyhkeen pois ja näyttää ylpeänä munansa ja karjuu kuin leijona.

20. Heittää märän pyyhkeen sängylle ja antaa sen olla, pukee päällensä 2:ssa minuutissa.

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Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi!

Tänään se maksa räjähtäää!!!!! ^_^

HUOMENNA RÄJÄHTÄÄÄ!!!!!!!!!

OIKEA NIMESI:
- Kalle

2. GANGSTA NIMESI: (ekat 3 kirjainta etunimestä plus izzle.)
- kalizzle

3. ETSIVÄNIMESI: (lempiväri ja lempieläin)
- Sininen kissa

4. SAIPPUAOOPPERANIMESI: (toinen nimesi ja tämän hetkinen sijaintipaikka)
- Santeri Kajaani

5. STAR WARS NIMESI: (ekat 3 kirjainta sukunimestä, ekat 2 kirjainta etunimestä, ekat 3 kirjainta äidin tyttönimestä)
- karkapau

6. SUPERSANKARINIMESI: (toinen lempivärisi, lempijuoma)
- Vihreä Jaffa

7. IRAQ-NIMESI: (1. kirjain etunimestä, 3. kirjain sukunimestä, mikä tahansa kirjain toisesta nimestä, 2. kirjain äidin tyttönimestä, 3. kirjain isän toisesta nimestä, 1. kirjain siskon/veljen nimestä, viimeinen kirjain äidin toisesta nimestä)
- kraamei

8. INTIAANINIMESI: (lempiväri ja lemmikkisi nimi)
- Sininen nelli

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Korealainen nimi:


A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J-zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi *S- ari * T-chi * U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- z

Eli meikän nimi onki: Mekatatate Mekashirukitokuto

Jep jep.. Vitun kiva yrittää sanoo nopeesti :D

1. Paljonko kello on nyt? 23.13
2. Nimi niinkuin se syntymätodistuksessa ilmenee? Kalle
3. Lempinimiä? Pentti
4. Montako kynttilää puhalsit viime synttärikakustasi? emt.
5. Päivä jolloin ne yleensä puhallat? 20.09
6. Tatuointeja? eipä
7. Kuinka paljon rakastat työtäsi? alkas eka ne vitun työt nii ois helpompi sanoo! Prkl.
8. Syntymäpaikka? Kajaani!
9. Lempijuomasi? Kalja <3
10. Oletko varastanut yhtään liikennemerkkiä? ihan vitusti
11. Oletko ollut liikenneonnettomuudessa? kyllä kiitos.
12. Leipäkuutiot vai pekoninpalat? leipäkuutiot
13. 2-ovinen vai 4-ovinen auto? 4-ovinen
14. Kahvia? JOOO!!!! O_O
15. Paras salaatinkastike? valkosipuli
16. Lempielokuvasi? Monta! Esim. Final destination
17. Lempivärisi? emt. tumman sininen?
18. Paras juhlapäivä vuodessa? Joulu
19. Lempiruokasi? Äitin spagetti <3
20. Paras viikonpäiväsi? Perjantai
21. Paras biisi? Demon Hunter - Ribcage
22. Paras TV-ohjelma? Conan O'Brien <3
23. Viimeksi lukemasi kirja? Luen ihan vitusti
24. Parfyymi vai cologne? cologne?
25. Metsäntuoksu? Emt.
26. Lempi pikaruokapaikka? Manta, rokki grilli <3
27. Viimeisin sairaalassaolo? 2005 silmäkulma auki <3
28. Montako kertaa epäonnistuit inssissä? Prkl.
29. Missä näet itsesi 10 vuoden kuluttua? Töissä, bulina
30. Mitä teet kun olet kyllästynyt? RunQ
31. Lempilehti? Kalle, Jallu
32. Lempilomapaikka? Bulgaria <3

Kirjottakaa silmät kiinni:

1. SÄ OOT KAUNIS: SÄ OOT KAUNIS

2. NÄYTÄT AIVAN APINALTA NIINKUIN SISKOSIKIN: NÄYTÄT AIVAN APINALTA NIINKUIN SISKOSIKIN

3. OON RAKASTUNUT SUHUN IHAN KYBÄL: OON RAKASTUNU SUGUN IGAN KYBÄL
4. ANNA RUOKAA, MULLA ON NÄLKÄ: ANNA RUOKAA, MULLA ON NÄLKÄ

5. LÄHDETÄÄN TSEKKIIN: LÄHDETÄÄN TSEKKIIN

6. MÄ KUTSUN SUT MUN SYNTTÄREILLE: MÖÄ KUTSUN SUT MUN SYNTTÄREILLE
Bonuksena vielä;

SUN PERSEES ON LEVEÄ KUIN KUUSI KUORMA-AUTOA: SUN PERSEES ON LEVEÄ KUIN KUUSI KUORMA-AUTOA