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auta kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan :D

Hevoset vs. metvursti

On olemassa monen merkkisiä ja makuisia makkaroita. On HK, OK, Wilhelm, Kabanossi, Balkan, juustomakkara, chilimakkara, lauantaimakkara, ja on myös metvursti.
Mitä teille tulee mieleen metvurstista? - Joillekin teille tulee ehkä mieleen hevonen. Minulle metvursti tuo mieleen vain hyvänmakuisen leikkelemakkaran. Tosiasiahan on, että metvursti sisältää hevosen lihaa, tosin hyvin vähän. Suomalaisessa metvurstissa sitä on varsinkin hyvin vähän, koska suomessa on hyvin tiukat säädökset siitä mikä liha on sopivaa syötäväksi. Nykyään eläimet saavat paljon erilaisia rokotteita, niin myös hevoset saavat. Useista rokotteista ja kuureista tulee teurastus kielto, mikä rajoittaa teuraaksi menevien konien määrä. Muita rajoittavia tekijöitä on ravihevosten, siis jos hevonen on ollut yhdessäkään ravilähdössä niin se luokitellaan ravihevoseksi. Niin siis muita teuraaksi menevien hevosten määrää rajoittavia tekijöitä on ravihevosten teurastuskielto ja hevosen lihan huono kilohinta.

Minulla on tällä hetkellä kaksi hevosta, enkä todellakaan mieti: ”mikähän mahtaa olla hevosen lihan kilohinta tällä hetkellä?!” –en todellakaan!!!
Minulle hevoset ovat perheenjäseniä, rakkaita ystäviä. En siis ilahdu, kun joku kaverini tulee innoissaan kertomaan minulle vitsiä: ”Mitä ratsastus on? – Ruualla leikkimistä. hah hah! ” – Joo no aika kulunut juttu.

Sanotaanhan, että koira on ihmisen paras ystävä. Monellako teistä on koira? Onko koiranne teille tärkeä? Olisiko teistä hauskoja vitsejä jotkut kuten: ”tuosta koirastasi saisi hyvät rukkaset” tai ”koira on parasta leivänpäällä” – en usko.

Eläimiin kiintyy yleensä helposti. Niin myös minä olen kiintynyt hevosiini. Kaikkein eniten kiinnyin Blacky nimiseen komistukseen. Blacky syntyi toukokuussa 2003. Näin mustan oripojan ensimmäisen kerran, kun hän oli vain muutaman minuutin vanha, se oli rakkautta ensi silmäyksellä. Näin kuinka nuori komea ori varsa otti ensimmäisiä askeliaan, sain seurata varsan kehittymistä päivittäin. Joka päivä koulun jälkeen juoksin suoraan tallille ja viihdyin siellä monta tuntia Blackyn seurassa. Opin tuntemaan hevosen paremmin kuin tunnen ketään ihmistä. Tiesin Blackyn korvan asennosta mitä hän aikoi seuraavaksi. Blacky tunsi myös minut, hän tiesi miten minut sai hymyilemään kun olin surullinen. Aina kun saavuin laitumelle päin, Blacky juoksi laitumen toisesta päästä minua vastaan hirnuen. Se sai minut tuntemaan itseni tärkeäksi ja karisti kaikki masennukset pois. Blackylle pystyin kertomaan kaikki ilot ja surut, hän kuunteli ja ymmärsi. Pystyin myös kertomaan kaikki salaisuuteni hänelle, ilman että seuraavana päivänä puoli kylää olisi tietänyt salaisuudestani. Blacky oli paras ystäväni.

Viime syksynä sydämeni kuitenkin särkyi. Blacky kuoli. Hän oli juuri silloin Lahdessa ravivalmennuksessa. Niin unelmani komeasta ori pojastani huippu ravurina kaatui. Sitten vielä joku idiootti kysyy minulta vitsillä: ” saitteko paljon metvurstia” juuri kun oli kertonut hevoseni kuolleen. Joo no toisaaltahan se voisi olla ihan asiallinen kysymys, mutta minusta se on yhtä asiallinen kuin kysyisi saitteko paljon lihaa mummostanne kun se kuoli. Miettikää siis mitä sanotte ja milloin sanotte. Metvursti – hevonen jutut ovat äärimmäisen kuluneita. Keksikää jotain uutta!

Haaste!

Ihminen katsoo eläessään monia elokuvia, jos olet katsonu näistä yli 70, SINULLA EI OLE ELÄMÄÄ!!! haasta ystäväviäsi mukaan ja katso ovatko he "leffa-friikkejä". Pienenä lisänä jokainen lisätköön jonkun leffan jonka on nähnyt, mutta ei ole tässä listassa.

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
(ei voi tietää) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
( mistä näitä leffojen nimiä muistaa??) The Princess Bride
( ) Young Frankenstein
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(xkai) American Wedding
( ) Bootcamp
(x) Harry Potter
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
( ) Donnie Darko
( ) Lilo & Stitch
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) 13 Ghosts
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Original)
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies (H&K go to white castle)
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) 10 Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
( ) Oceans Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Lone Star
( ) Predator
( ) Predator II
( ) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) E.T.
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) X-Men
( ) X2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(öö ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
( ) 'Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
(xkai) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
( ) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
( ) Airforce One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
( ) Sound of Music
( ) Parent Trap
( ) Parent Trap Re-make
( ) The Burbs
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
( ) T-3
( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
( ) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Ran
( ) Schindler's List
( ) 2Fast 2 Furious
(x) the grudge
( ) Devil in a Blue Dress
(x) Peter Pan
( ) Grimmin veljekset
( ) lords of dogtown
( ) Kaikki mitä olet aina halunnut tietää seksistä (muttet ole koskaan kehdannut kysyä)
( ) villit kämppikset
( ) The Cube
( ) Spirited away


39????? en mie näistä leffoista tiä.. ei oikein nuo nimet jää muistiin. eikä varsinkaan englannin kieliset nimet.. ://


haastan:

koppana
jabsu
jonna\\
jahvero

no kai se nyt on sit vastattava haasteeseen, koska en ole niin tylsä kuin eräät ja jätän vastaamatta haasteisiin... . . . . . noh siis ylläni on

ponnari.....
kaulakoru(risti, sydän ja puolikas sydän.)......... hmmm.. mitäköhän muuta... mmm..
semmoi vihree lintu paita.. UNITED ruskee-pinkki huppari. pussu rintsikat. possu pikkarit. maastohousut. villasukat. siinähän ne tais ollakki.
mutta sitten onkin vaikeampi osuus.. ketä minä haastaisin.. jos tällä kertaa jotain sellaisia jotka vastaisivat haasteeseen :D :D :D

haastan:
^^ihanapetra^^
EfiXSi
jonna\\
katzuu

Tehtävänanto: Paljastan viisi omituista tapaani. Tämän jälkeen valitsen seuraavat viisi ihmistä,
jotka haastan tekemään saman perästä. Heidän tulee myös kirjoittaa nämä säännöt merkintäänsä. Linkitän haastamani ihmiset tämän merkinnän loppuun ja käyn
ilmoittamassa heidän kommenttilaatikkoihinsa haasteesta ja tästä merkinnästä.

1. katson peilistä itseäni viidentoista minuutin välein, myös tunneilla. :D (joo no en ihan)

2. olen galleria riippuvainen

3. puhun itsekseni... paljon.. :D

4. kuulemma: tuputan syömistä aina vieraille

5. puren erään nenää

haastan seuraavat:

Koppana
Peltikainen
innej^
taui
Jabsu

HEVOSET OVAT IHANIA. <3

aina vaan väsyttää.
millon on pirteä?
millon on nukkunut tarpeeksi ollakseen epä väsynyt?
ja kuitenkin heti kun on muutaman tunnin valveilla niin jo on taas ihan väsynyt..
nukkuminen on kivaa, mutta pidemmän päälle aika raskasta, rupee pian väsyttämään.
tässä mietin pitäisikö mennä nukkumaan... ??
jos tällaista kirjottaa niin kai sitä pitäisi. :D
mutta nukkuminen on loppujen lopuksi aivan liian yliarvostettua.
jos nukkuu liikaa voi nukkua onnensa ohi.. tai jotai.
ulkonakin on nyt sellainen keli, että alkaa väkisinkin haukotuttaa.
mut hei täytyypi tästä kai mennä takaisin nukkumaan :D
kyllä. nukkumaan.

sinä lähdit pois reilu kuukausi sitten
vieläkin itseni uneen itken

jotai tärkeintä elämästäni häipyi
vain rakkaat muistot sydämessä säilyi

olit syy nousta päivään uuteen
annoit toivoa tulevaisuuteen

vielä kerran lämpösi tuntea haluan
nyt tärkeytesi vasta kunnolla tajuan

heti kun suloiset silmäsi katsoivat minuun
sydämeni pompahti ja rakastuin sinuun

ikävöin sinua vain
rakastan ain

en halua luovuttaa
en luovuta
väsyttää
ei jaksa enää
elämän valo on poissa
elämän tarkoitus on poissa
mitä teen
en mitään
en voi tehdä mitään
ulos vain meen
haudalle yksinäin
kynttilä sylissäin

tulen autolla pihaan,
katson laitumelle.
laitumella on kaksi hevosta kuopimassa lunta,
yksi puuttuu.
yksi lupaavan raviaskeleen omaava oripoika.
menen tallille, talli on tyhjä.
seinällä roikkuvat kaksi ja puoli vuotiaan hevosen suitset,
suitset joiden päähän laittaminen oli aluksi hyvin vaikeaa,
mutta sitten muidenkin temppujen vähentyessä myös suitset menivät oikein päähän.
nurkassa lojuu rikkinäinen ämpäri,
jonka varsa oli rikkonut,
tallin nurkista niitä astioita löytyy paljon.
tallin penkillä on rikkinäinen punainen riimu,
joka oli neljäs riimu viime kevään aikana jonka varsa rikkoi.
sen riimun oripoika rikkoi varsanäyttelyssä,
näyttelystä poika sai kakkos palkinnon.
menen karsinan luo, se on tyhjä.
siinä karsinassa varsa syntyi, siinä se asui.
katson käytävää jossa harjaan hevosia.
muistan kuinka siinä opetin varsaa,
muistan yksittäisiä kommalluksia ja haavereita.
lähden metsää,
löydän pienen kummun jonka päällä on sammunut kynttilä.
kyyneleet valuvat poskia pitkin kun muistelen hevosta,
joka makaa edessäni maan alla.
sytytän kynttilän,
jään katsomaan kuinka liekki lepattaa heikossa tuulen vireessä.
hetken siinä seistyäni lähden juoksemaan pois.
juoksen laitumelle ja seisahdun.
ennen huutooni vastasi kimakalla äänellä nuori ori.
nyt ei vastaa.
nyt ori on poissa...