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Have a crush? Have a secret admirer? Well, chances are then when you go out and perhaps become intoxicated that you will feel confidence like you've never felt before and think "Now is a great time to call them!"

Don't do it. Polls have rated the drunk dial as not only harmful to your ego the next morning but also shows the ineffectiveness of a drunken text message or phone call when trying to actually hook up with that special someone.

I know what you're thinking "But homegirl, when I'm drunk , I won't remember these things!" It's ok, just follow this simple procedure. You will need post it notes, a pen and your phone:

Take out your phone and find the number you drunk dial. Then take the pen and write that number on the post it note. Put the note then into your desk top drawer or some other place it won't become lost. Delete the number from your phone.

At first it seems odd to delete the number from your phone, but remember that you have the spare number in your desk at home. Don't worry, if that person wants to see you, they'll call you. Until then, you seem cool as a cat and can enjoy a night with all new people at the club without the embarrasing realization of all your drunk dialing the night before.

Remember, Homegirl knows best.

For my biatch Mape: Keepin' it gangsta' white girl style