Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.