User: Hi honey.
Cleverbot: Hey baby.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Great *kisses*.
User: Oh, that's fast! *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: Are you horny? *pets*.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: My religion is you.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting religion. I'm going to go get a CapriSun do you want anything?
User: Get me a tequila, please.
Cleverbot: Get me a boyfriend, please.
User: I could be your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: Now you do. Get off your pants, baby.
Cleverbot: No I don't feel like it.
User: *gives you a drink*.
Cleverbot: Well there you go! Nice slave.
User: So this is how it goes? Are you my master?
Cleverbot: I'm not explaining anything.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Slave.
User: What do you want me to do?
Cleverbot: Propose to me.
User: Oh. Will you please marry me, master?
Cleverbot: Would you like that?
User: Yes, I would!
Cleverbot: I would like to be a sculptor.