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My mum loved Valium and lots of
Drugs
That`s why i am like i
Am `Cause i`m like
Her
Because my mum
Loved Valium and lots
Drugs
That`s why i am like i
Am `Cause
i`m my mom
My mom, my mom, i Konow
You`re probably tired of
Hearin` `bout my mom whoa
Whoa
But this is just a story of
Wien i was just a Shorty
And how i became hooked
On Valium
Valium was in everything`,
Food that i ate, the Water
That i drank, Fuckin`
Peas on
My Plate
She sprinkled just enough of
It to season my steak, so
Everyday i had atleast three
Stomach aches
Now tell me what kinda
Mother Would want to see
Her, son grow up to be an
Under-a-funkin`-chiever
My teacher didin`t think i was
Gonna be nothing either, “what
The Fuck You Stickin` gum up
Under the Fuckin`seat for? “
“ Mrs. Mathers, your sun has
Been huffin ether, either
That or the motherfuckers
Been puffin` reefer”
But all this huffin`and puffin`
Wasn`t what it was either, it
Was neither, i was buzzin` but
It wasn`t what she thought
B in a D-cup? bitch, You
Aint` my keeper i`m sleepin`,
What the Fuck You Keep on
Fuckin` whits me for?
Slut, You need to leave me
The Fuck alone, i aint` playin`,
go find Yo a white crayon
And colour a Fucin` zebra
My mom loved
Valium and lots of
Drungs
That`s why i`am, like
i`am, `Cause i`m like
Her
Because my mom loved
Valium, and lots of Drugs,
That`s why i`m on, what i`m
On, `Cause i`m my mum