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"What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories."

"What is the best thing of twenty-three years old?
Ther's twenty of them"

"What's worse then a trashcan with ten dead babies?
Ten trashcans and one dead baby"

"What's worse then a trashcan full of dead babies?
One still alive at the bottom.
What's worse then that?
That baby eatting it's way out.
Worse?
The baby comeing back for seconds."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
- I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
- You can't pick up a pile of bowling balls with a pitch fork."

"How do you get a dead baby in a bottle?
- With a blender."

"What does a blind, deaf, quadroplegic abby get for christmas?
Cancer."

"Whats the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs"

"why did the girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms, no legs and someone threw a brick at her"


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