What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
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