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I hate people who take drugs like.... US customs, for instance.

I'm always sad cuz I'll watch T.V. and see
these commercials with children who have nothing to eat
and I can't help but cry, I just think... man...
I wish I was that thin, but I drink too much, damn.

Anyway, don't drink and drive, stay clear
or you might hit a bump and spill summa ya beer.

They say things like "who made you God?" I say "well...
I figured I must be God when I was praying and a bell
went off in my head, that said, hey you're talking to yourself"

"Behind every successful man is a lovely woman" right?
and just behind her is his ugly wife.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents
and accidents in the backseat caused half-them kids.

to guide the public, performed un-interrupted
designed to inform, indicate and instruct them
we are marching, trust in
the army I'm forming for introduction...

I don't know what I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold