IRC-Galleria

-George Bush is the cause of all bad things that take place in world. Bump your head? Blame Bush! Did your country invade it's neighbors during World War 2? Blame Bush! It's all Bush's fault.

-"George Bush" anagrams to "He bugs Gore".

-The only known weakness of George W. Bush are Weapons of Pretzel Destruction, his good friend Captain Kangaroo, and the Boogieman, who he has announced repeatedly, threatens to turn him into a spoon.

-Anyone can write a speech for George Bush!

-Hired the mutants, who had previously killed both Kennedys, to reshingle his roof. George was reputedly unhappy with the reshingling.

-Half of Bush is owned by Bill Gates. The other half is owned by lawn gnomes.
George Bush is Jebus.

-Has admitted he was once an alcoholic, but stopped because it interfered with his cocaine abuse. In college Bush was part of a super top secret society called Skull and Ho's which, every time he was sober, seemed not to exist.

-Once lived inside Captain Kirk's Enterprise until all the coke ran out.

-Once held the all time high school record of having the most girl friends. 76 of them wished that their pictures not be shown, Mary Beth Lou Mary Jones (Who claims to be Bush's first sweetheart) and Joanna Pod Tod I Am God, did however agree to have their pictures shown.

-The movie Brokeback Mountain is based on the true story of an affair Bush had with the President of Mexico, Vicente Fox