IRC-Galleria

What do you call a lake full of Paladins? - A bubblebath

Why didn't the undead cross the road? -'cause he didn't have the guts

What is the difference between 100 gnomes in a cart and 100 pingpong balls in a cart? You can't unload the pingpong balls with a pitchfork

What do you call 5 druids in a moonwell? - a HoT-tub

What do you get if a murlock and a ram have a baby? -The Draenei

How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall? -Depends how hard you throw them.

What you call taurens with no legs? -Ground beef

How many blood elf males does it take to change the lightbulb? -2. One gets the girlfriend to do it and the other explains to the girlfriend that they are too afraid to break their nails

Why didn't Illidan eat his dinner? -It was not prepared!

A dwarf priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and apparently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in. "I'd like to commend you both, it's all too rare these days to see anyone helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!" Said the priest. As the priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other:"Guess he's never been shark fishing."

What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath? -Soup.

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

What did the undead guy say to the hooker? -"keep the tip"

Why do orcs make the best gardeners? -Because they all have green thumbs!

What do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand? -Not enough sand

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Come on, they wouldn't fit, they're not THAT small. They'll screw just about anywhere else though.

Admiral Proudmoore landed on Kalimdor with a large force. He was then startled by a voice that called out to him from some nearby bushes.
-"Hey Human! One orc. Two humans!"
Realising this voice belonged to one of the foul orcs, and confident in the superiority of his own race, the Admiral took the orc's challenge. Calling out for two of his best soldiers, he pointed to the bushes.
-"You two. Go in there and slay that orc!" Obediently the two soldiers rushed into the bushes and out of sight. Then the sound of a loud but all too brief battle erupted. Followed by the death cries of two humans... Then silence...
-"Hey human!" the voice grunted again. "1 orc. 10 humans!"
Growling, the Admiral again took the orcs challenge, and gathered 10 very eager volunteers, all impatient to avenge their two fallen comrades.
-"Go in there and destroy that beast!" Again the men charged into the bushes out of sight. The sounds of battle again erupted, and lasted a little longer this time. But just the same as before it ended with the deathcries of the human soldiers. Then again there was silence.
"Hey human! 1 orc! 50 HUMANS!!!"
Furious, the Admiral decided to take no more chances and called upon his 15th battallion, a hundred of his finest troops, and again pointed into the bushes.
-"CHAAAARRRRRRGGGEEE!!!" he roared at the top of his lungs. Charging in the army vanished into the dense bushes. Knights on horseback, sorceresses and priests, footmen, even dwarven riflemen and mortar teams made up this mighty force. The sounds of a massive battle came from within the bushes, the earth shook, trees fell and large parts of the landscape exploded. There were gunshots, clashing of blades, fleshy thuds, and a veritable chorus of death cries. But soon, once again, there was silence.
Then without warning, one of his men came limping out of the bushes, with a frantic look on his face. He was bleeding profusely, an arm had been chopped off, and he looked ready to die. But before passing out, he cried out to the Admiral.
-"Sir, sir! Its a trick!! There's 2 of them!!"

A human and an elf were sitting in a bar, talking about sex. The Elf was bragging about how good Elves were at it.
-"In Teldrassil, I have learned 99 different ways to please my partner. We practice day and night, and I'm pretty well convinced we've tried everything that's possible."
-"Wow" said the human, impressed. "I've only ever done the one thing. I take my woman and ..."
-"Oh my!!" interrupted the elf. "I think you've found number 100!!"

How many Paladins does it take to screw a lightbulb? -Zero. After the light goes out they just panic and bubble heartstone out.

I've seen a guy who farms so much his epic mount is a tractor

Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect? -Because they dont want their weapons being smarter than they are.

How many hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -What lightbulb? Hey, who ninja'd the lightbulb?

What do you call a gnome mage? -Minibar.

What do you get if you cross a gnome with a Tauren? -A Mini-taur!

Your mom is so fat, that it takes 5 warlocks to summon her

Your momma's so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.

Your mom's so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.

Your mom is so fat that my chain lightning hit her three times.

Your momma's so fat, she takes up 5 slots in a raid group.

Your momma's so fat, she can tank....and she's a mage.