Stranger: life is pointless
Stranger: did you know that
You: yea...thought about it
Stranger: we are but one little rockey ball in a infinte space filled with millions of other rocky balls
Stranger: speaking of balls
Stranger: mine are awfully sore
Stranger: want to rub em
You: 8D what the fuck
Stranger: a white genie will grant you 3 wishes
Stranger: then 9 months later you'll shit out a screaming little parasite that will mooch off you for 18 years
Stranger: HOW ABOUT THAT HUH!!
You: XDDDDD