ALL CHARACTERS AND
EVENTS IN THIS SHOW--
EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL
PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL.
ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE
IMPERSONATED....POORLY. THE
FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS
COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO
ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE
VIEWED BY ANONE▊
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
I have got a 10-inch penis, use you mouth to help me clean it.
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
WOOH!