IRC-Galleria

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
- Chris

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
- Chrizzel

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
- Black Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
- ...rådmansgatan

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
- Niechpug

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink).
- Red Russian

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
- Hetugcp

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
- Puggård

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
- Black Alfa:)

think outside the box...

Damnation for us all:)

Was told the other day that young metal people in Germany are proud of what happened in the second world war... Very strange since last time I was in Germany it was very difficult to get anybody to discuss this matter... and when they did it was for sure not as a positive!!!
It is funny how people turn the truth around so that it fits with their own beliefs... Where we not supposed to develop? Was it not so that by now we should be capable of at least looking past physical differences? Was it not so that we were supposed to put our minds together and create instead of destroy? Really?

I guess I developed... and ended up hating everyone equally:)

Pick the month you were born:

January- I murdered
February- I slapped
March- I had sex with
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I crapped

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A prostitute
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend
3. A Woman with HIV
4. A sexy Girl
5. Santa Clause
6. A playboy bunny
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. An asian
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A porn Star
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Governor Swartenegar
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A pencil sharpener
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because Fruit cakes fly
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didn't get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I don't have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because I'm a homosexual
P- Because I'm lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because I'm horny
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I need to masturbate
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I was drunk

Name: Christian
Piercings: Ear, nipple and tounge...
Tattoos: across the left shoulderblade, over the shoulder, collarbone and left arm and over the left part of my chest.
Lenght: 193cm – 6´3 feet
Shoesize: 43-44
Haircolour: dark blond...
Siblings: 1 sister...

• The Last •

Movie i bought: It was "the Black Adder" I think...
Song i listened too: Diabolical Now, Satyricon
Song that got stuck in your head: Many do also the one above:)
Person you called: Taxi company to go to the hospital.
Person who called you: Nadia, surprice:)
TV-show i watched: Â…Americas Next Top Model, it is true...
Person that you thought about: yes, it is you!

• For / Against •

Distant relationship: Not against it but I have tried and it does not work.
Abuse: Against!
Suiside: Against, pathetic – selfish!
Killing people: Like a wise man once said; Killing is illegal – That's why there are so many assholes!
Teensmoking: Unstoppable
Drunkdriving: Against
Gay realtionships: For
Soap opera: for the people who do not have anything better to do...

• Have you •

Cried because of a girl: Yes, evil women dont you play your games with me!
Cried because of a boy: No...
Been in a fist fight: Does Karate or Kick Boxing count?
Been arrested: Yes

• What •

Shampoo: Schwartzkopf BonaCure – Colour Save
Shoes: Adidas Superstars, hiking boots, boots...
Afraid of: of taking life too serious:)

• How many •

Have you been in love? Once.
Have your heart been broken? There is no heart left, there is only stichtes...
Hearts have u broken? At least three...
Friends you could trust your life with? None... (my baby but she is not just a friend)
Have your name been in the news papers? Proberly during an arrest or at least once at an interview...
Things you regret from the past? Much, but it is not worth looking back and thinking about what one could have done different instead of looking on the future and make sure one does not do the same mistakes again...

• Do you think you are •

Nice? Depends... but no...
Funny? Yes I am:)
Ardent? Yes I am:)
Friendly? Usually I would say yes...
Amusing? See above.
Lovable? Yes.
Caring? To my closest yes.
Cute? No.

• Favorite •

4 lettered word: ....:)
Actor & Actress: Jack Nichelson too many too mention
Candy: salmiak
Cartooon: The Curse of the Wererabbit or all Wallce and Gromit and many more
Cerials: None...
Chewing gum: Mint or salmiak
Colour(s): Black
Nail polish: What?
Day of the week: Any day.
Day you hate: Tuesday...
Flowers: ?
Jewel: The only realy one I have is alive:)
Special skills: Being God
Winter / Summer: We are in Finland. You guess.
Trampoline or pool?: Both.

• Person that was the last to •

Sleep in your bed: the alpa female with long claws...
Saw you cry: Do not know...
Got you crying: Shit happens...
Went to the cinema with you: My baby:)
Shouted at you: No-body...
Sent you mail: Co-workers at work.

• Have you ever… •

Said I love You and ment it: Stupid question.
Been in public wearing pyjamas: No...
Kept a secret: Yes.
Cried during a movie: No.
Planned you weekend on the tv programming: When I was a kid...
Been on stage: Yes, as a roadie...
Hoped to be of the oppositing gender: would like to know some things...
How much is the time?: 16.37
Apple or bananan?: Both
Blue or red?: Red
Spring or fall?: Spring or fall both if they are sunny!
What are you gonna do after this?: Go home...
The meal last you had? Lunch...
Collage or University?: Collage...
Are you bored?: Quite...
The last sound you heard?: blaa, blaa, blaa from other people...
The smell you smelled last?: food...

• Friendship / Love •

Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes, she is blinding...
Do want to have kids and how many?: One or two...
The most inportant thing for you in friendship? chemistry, understanding, loyality, laughter and there is more but I do not have time right now...

• Other info •

Criminal record?: Gone...
Language skills?: Danish, English, Swedish, German(suck), French(better) and Finnish(suck)
Favorite stuff in your bedroom: Bed, baby in bed:)
The thing you like the least in yourself: Letting myself take shit from other people...
The worst feeling in the world: loneliness
Who do you love?: Nadja
Who do you miss: My sister.

• You •

Nicknames: Chris, Krissu etc...
Initials: C.T.A.N
How old do you look?: I guess 25
How old do you act?: 5-50
Have you got glasses/contact lenses?: Yes
Have you got any pets?: No but there is one that is quite close to being a pet:)
What will make you embarassed?: Not many things...
What makes you happy?: Me and my baby do too.
What worries you?: Not much...

• Have you ever... •

Thought that you'll die: Yes...
Wanted to run away: Yes and I did...
Cut class: Yes.

I have...

[x] nickname • Chris, Krisser and Aagaard... First one is used by everyone but the second is only used by my mum and my sister. Then last one was used by the boyz back home...
[x] cellphone • Nokia 6280
[x] friends • or foes... Some close friends and many acquaintances...
[x] Friend with a capital F • None...
[x] pet(s) • my alpha female:)
[x] messenger • greatdane@rokki.net
[x] mp3-player • Nokia 6280 & Sony...
[x] stereo • Two home-noice-systems... could not live without it...
[x] own computer • yes, an old IBM laptop...
[x] own tv • yes, I got my own and my she-wolf with the spiky hair has her own too:)
[ ] motor vehicle • Not yet but I will have my Harley.
[x] bicycle • Nothing but Gary Fisher...
[x] bankaccount • Three, two in Denmark and one here:)
[x] bankcard • Yes...
[x] librarycard • Yes...
[ ] an instrument • depends on the meaning of instrument;)
[ ] step dad • No
[ ] step mom • No, but I still think that I am adopted!!!
[ ] step brother(s) • No
[ ] step sister(s) • No
[x] siblings • One "real" sis and that is enough:)



Right now in my lifeÂ…

[x] i have got a nice hobby(s) • Gym & Wrestling & Movies
[x] i'm glad • Yes I am.
[x] i'm lively • Like the living dead:) Quite lively!!!
[x] i hava got a crush • That alpha female is very distracting
[x] i'm dating • Not anymore, I am taken!
[x] i'm in a serious realtionship • Yes, my precious...
[x] i'm engaged • Yes, I am!
[ ] i'm married • Will be!
[x] i'm in school • Yes, sad to say...
[x] i'm working • Yes, with nice people but...
[/] i'm taking time off from school • yes but no I am supposed to finish it soon!!!

Your Viking Name is...

Koko the Orang-outan

Your Viking Personality: Koko smart! Koko click on button! Koko even type on typing-place! Koko still Orang-outan, though, and Vikings no let Orang-outan play. Maybe if Koko come back in next life as human, Koko can play Viking game.

Your Viking Name is...
Kóri Bearmangler

Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

Name 10 of your favorite bands/artists and then fill in the questions;




1. Satyricon
2. Slayer
3. D-A-D
4. Korn
5. S.O.D
6. N.W.A
7. Metallica
8. Portishead
9. NIN
10. Tori Amos

How did you get to know #2?
-Natural development of evil:)


Favorite song(s) from #6?
-Fuck tha Police

What's your opinion on the look/image of #1?
more iq than most metal...

The first song that you heard from #8?
not sure but it is only 12 years ago that I heard them for the first time...

Do you own any records from #3?
-1

Have you ever been to a gig of #9?
No, but I will in April.


Favorite lyrics from #5?
Speak English or Die


Best record from #1?
Diabolical Now

How did you get to know #5?
Through Anthrax and Neuclar Assoult

Favorite song(s) from #4?
quite many, all depressing:)


Have you been to a gig of #2, how many times?
2 times and been working as a roadie for them...

How long have you been listening to #10?
almost as long as Portishead...

Best record from #6?
Straight outta Compton...

What style of music does #7 play?
it depends on the record...

How long have you been listening to #7?
since I was a kid...

Will you always like #4?
proberly

How many records do you own from #9?
quite a few

Favorite song(s) #10?
cornflake girl

How did you get to know #8?
by using my ears

The first song i heard from #3?
I wont cut my hair


I listen to;
[ ] "bublegumpop" (don't ask me to translate it better!)
[x] metal
[x] speedmetal
[ ] nu-metal
[x] deathmetal
[x] rock
[x] punkrock
[x] hardcore
[ ] "american" so called punk AFI, Rancid, Simple Plan, Green Day, Rage Against the Machine asf.
[x] classic rock
[ ] now 'a day rock
[ ] pop/rock
[ ] 80's
[ ] 90's
[ ] ska
[ ] techno
[ ] dance
[ ] popchartlist hits from the radio
[ ] reggae
[ ] ethnic music
[x] classic
[x] industrial
[x] indie
[x] alternative
[x] heavy
[x] Psycedelic Paranoia [this is my own kind of classification of the stuff that won't go in anything else]