Maxxie:
Once I was a lonely banker..
all I cared for were margins and accounts.
I dream of Dow-Jones and the FTSE..
I didn't see my credit running out.
Sketch:
I pass you on the phone each morning..
I always gave a cheery smile.
But you,
you never even saw me..
you were far too busy otherwise.
Both:
Then came the day, Osama blew us away
(Osama blew them away)
And now you know how I feel..