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Suvi: meillä on sit ylimääränen konttorituoli, sä saat sen


minä: mitä mää sillä ku ei mulla oo konttoripöytääkään siellä oulaisissa


suvi: no... konttoroit...

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xD

likkaa kymmenen satunnaista galleriasta ja laita niiden oletuksen kuvatekstit numeroiduille paikoille klikkailu järjestyksessä heittomerkkien väliin.


1. Heräsin tänään aamulla ja totesin: TALVI

2. Toistelin: 45min bussimatka ftw

3. Sanoin luokkatoverilleni: oma rakas kainalossa... <3

4. Sitten piti tehdä: kuvaa naantalista

5. Joka kerta kun oon kotona sanon: pitäs visii käydä parturissa ja ajaa naama...

6. Vaihdan ehkä oletuskuvani tekstiksi: Minä

7. Oon saletisti: Sitä saa mitä tilaa

8. Kiljasin eilen kaupungilla: pienenä :D


9. Ensivuoden tuleva mottoni on: Refreshing Taste of America (Kisa turistina helsingissä 18.5)

10. Viimeiset sanani tulevat olemaan: vähä mustat kädet

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sellasta tällä kertaa :)

aikaisemmin päivällä: meijän kuolulla oli tänään vaarallinen natsi!! se oli joku saksalainen...

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Salla: hei täällä on kupissa natseja! ne vatmaan koittaa saalistaa baarikärpästä...

"nimetön": salla hei, ei kaikki oo natseja!

Salla: nii mut siis nutseja, pähkinöitä... PÖHÖLÖ!! xD xD xD

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ei kaikki oo viisaita =) =)

Sinulla on joitain kieroutumia. Siitä huolimatta moni
haluaisi lähteä kanssasi jatkoille. Tiedät kuinka
pidetään hauskaa.




http://irkkaajat.org/~whiz/sextest/index.php


oli aika pitkä mutta hauska testi :D

Okei. Annan sinulle kysymyksiä ja sinä käyt osoitteessa http://www.lintukoto.net/viihde/oraakkeli/
kyselemässä kysymykset oraakkelilta ja kirjoitat oraakkelin vastaukset tänne. HUOM! Saat muotoilla kysymykset haluamaasi kieleen, tyyliin tai murteeseen tai vaihtaa sana järjestystä, mutta kysymyksessä pitää olla sama juoni. Nyt
kirjoittamaan. Lopuksi haasta neljä kaveriasi tekemään saman.

1.kuinka vanha olen?
- Niin hyvin säilynyt, että en uskalla arvata.

2.mikä on mun horoskooppini?
- Hammaslanka

3.Mun nimi?
- Ilta.

4.missä oon ny?
- Teidän kellarissanne......

5.Mistä oon kotoisi?
- Suomenlinnasta.

6.Mikä on turhinta maailmassa?
- Se on tää kaikki meidän ympärillä.

7.Mikä on mulle arvokkainta?
- Rakkaus on arvokkainta mitä on. Ja läheisyys.

8.Miltä tunnun?
- Hunajalta.

9.Miltä maistun?
- Lanttulaatikolta.

10.miltä tuoksun?
- Kissalta.

11.missä mun kuuluis olla?
- Vaskiviikoilla.

12.Mistä mut löytää?
- Aidan toiselta puolelta.

13.missä asun?
- Cafe Maestrossa.

14.sukupuoli?
- Luuletko minun vastaavani tuohon?

15. miten mut tavoittaa?
- En ylläpidä mitään osoiterekisteriä.

16.kuka on minulle tärkein?
- Kaljamahainen Iron Maiden -fani.

17.mikä minä olen?
- Hei, katos vaan! Sähän olet se lapsuuskotini naapuri! Voi niitä aikoja...

18.miltä mä näytän?
- Nektarilta.

19.mikä mun kuuluis olla?
- Pussirotta

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että tämmöstä.. en jaksa haastaa, tekee jos tekee..

PANOKSET KOVENEE!! se on tuhannenviidesattaa etten vedä itteeni alasti tässä!
Kaikille ihan vaan tiedoksi, mä oon näitten vaatteitten alla jo valmiiksi alasti !!

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

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Kirjoita kommentti

DEITTI-ILMOITUS
- nimeksesi mummosi tai vaarisi etunimi ja sukunimeksesi lähimmän naapurisi sukunimi
- asuinpaikaksesi kaupunki, jossa viimeksi kävit bussilla
- iäksesi oma ikä plus lemmikkiesi määrä
- ammatiksesi naisilla äidin ammatti tai miehillä isän ammatti
- harrastuksiksi ne harrastukset, joita et ikinä voisi harrastaa/sietää
- lasten lukumääräksi se, montako hiusta lähtee päästäsi, kun vedät hiuksiasi
- hiustenväriksi tämän hetkinen paidan väri
- silmienväriksi tämän hetkinen housujen väri
- musiikkimauksi genre, jota et siedä
- lempiartistiksi tyyppi, kenen biisin kuuntelit viimeksi ja
- itseäsi parhaiten kuvaavaksi adjektiiviksi laitetaan se adjektiivi, mikä lukee ensimmäisenä, kun googlaat 2. nimesi ja sanan "adjektiivi" lainausmerkeissä eli esim. Maija "adjektiivi"

DEITTI-ILMOTUS

Hei!
Olen Soili Haataja ja asun Oulaisissa. Olen 22 vuotias yrittäjä. Harrastan suunnistusta, koripalloa ja pesäpalloa. Minulla on 4 lasta. Minulla on lappapuuron väriset hiukset ja vaaleansiniset silmät. Musiikkimakuuni kuuluu ganstarap. Lempiartistini on kikka.
Luonteeltani olen hyvinkin antoisa..


Jos ei seuraa ala löytyä nii on se kumma xD

Vastaa saapuneiden tekstiviestien ensimmäisllä lauseilla.

1. Ystävälläsi on huono päivä ja yrität lohduttaa häntä, mitä sanot?
"viitsitkö laittaa viidakkorummut soimaan?"

2. Jehovan todistaja ovellasi yrittää taas saarnata jotain, miten vastaat?
" Hei paljo se kirja makso?"

3. Myöhästyt tunnilta, mikä on selityksesi?
" nii oot tulosa raaheen ny?"

4. Mitä kerrot, itsestäsi hakiessasi kesätöitä?
"hmmm..no perse"

5. Mitä vastaat, kun söpö tyttö (poika) pyytää sinua ulos?
" mikset voi tulla myöh?"

6. Salaisuutesi?
"varmaan 7 suunnilleen"

7. Miten tervehdit nähdessäsi vanhan tuttusi?
"olis teheny mieli sanuakki"

8. Idolisi fanikirjeeseen kirjoitat...
" jouvunki pariksi tunniksi töihin viieltä!"

9.Kysyttäessä tulevaisuuden suunnitelmiasi vastaat:
"Ok, käydään vaan"

10. Kun joku tuntematon tulee puheillesi:
"nii aattelin tänään maksaa sen yvesin laskun"



semmosta... xD

1. Miehet ovat kuin... laksatiiveja
ne ärsyttävät kaiken paskan ulos Sinusta

2. Miehet ovat kuin.. banaaneja
mitä vanhemmaksi ne tulevat, sen vähemmän kiinteitä ne ovat

3. Miehet ovat kuin... sää
et voi tehdä mitään muuttaaksesi sitä

4. Miehet ovat kuin.. sekoittimia
tarvitset yhden, muttet ole aivan varma, miksi

5. Miehet ovat kuin.. suklaapatukoita
makeita, pehmeitä ja yleensä menossa suoraan lantiollesi

6. Miehet ovat kuin... mainoksia
et voi uskoa sanaakaan siitä, mitä ne sanovat

7. Miehet ovat kuin...hallituskumppanuuksia
niiden kypsyminen kestää niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin pitkään.

8. Miehet ovat kuin.. ripsiväri
juoksevat yleensä karkuun ensimmäisen tunteenpurkauksen jälkeen

9. Miehet ovat kuin.. popcornit
ne saavat Sinut kylläiseksi, mutta vain hetkeksi

10. Miehet ovat kuin.. parkkipaikat
kaikki hyvät on varattu ja loput ovat invoja

11. Miehet ovat kuin... laavalamput
hauskoja katsella, mutta eivät kovin kirkkaita

12. Miehet ovat kuin.. lumimyrsky
et koskaan tiedä, milloin ne ovat tulossa, kuinka monta senttiä saat,
tai kuinka kauan se kestää.