This is supposed to be the biography of mine I see. Very well. Maybe I can share something of my awesomeness with you folks. Be sure to enjoy it with everything you've got. Just kidding. Keep the zipper closed. Thank you and now to forward.
I'm from Finland. Yes from the land of snow, reindeers, santa-claus and brownies.
Well but of course my hobby is to ride reindeers and fuck with those cute lil brownies hahaha. Yeah right.. Must be lovely fantasy I guess.
To be spesific I live in central finland in middle of nowhere and nothing. Just kidding. Here is many great things in this small town. Just great for a person like me who just LOVES to not be around idiots. I have got to built up some tolerance but obviously there is a new strain out there every year regularly. It's called teenagers if you know what I mean. I get to suffer one on my own. Oh dear no! I'd never get those tiny humans out of my body... Geez what are you thinking... She is my little sister who I have to stand. You can bet that I'd certainly live alone with pleasure if I had money on my own and finnish government didn't suck it up from my flesh every time I get some.
Am I unemployed? Not of course. What did you expect? That I was one of those depressed losers who actually are just attention whores with weak mind? No thx not my piece of cake. Like d44... I have a great full time job. It's very simple. Even you could do it. You just have to look pretty, smile pretty and try to be pretty harmless.
First two are easy to accompish but the third one.. Ah man... I wonder how it always ends up to dive depths of hell no matter what I did. Well it's certainly not my fault you know, I just blame people around me and play innocent. Works mostly. The funny thing is that I am innocents.. Usually... People just love to blame me because those damn nitwits don't want to take responsibility of their own actions. Fuckin' wankers...
This would be deadly boring if I really told just facts about my life wouldn't it? Hopefully I got myself introduced the trickiest way that's possible! Yes thank you, I'll fuck myself if you'll borrow me your dick hun. Otherwise, suck it up and don't take every fuckin' shit so damn seriously!
' who are you?' ' what do you do as your work?' ' whats your hobby?' ' how old are you?' Do you actually care about shit like that? Wouldn't knowing my personality be much funnier and interesting than those completely boring and uninteresting facts that you can read from above if I don't hide them ? (I do but that's not your business sweetie)
There is something I can reveal to you tho. Answers you truly want.
Do I harm other people? Not intentionally ever.
Do I lie? Never. I just choose what to tell.
Do I care that do you believe me? Tic tac Idgaf
Do I want to meet you? BUT OF COURSE! (unless you're just horny desperate man or woman, attention whore, friendlist filler or just suck in other ways. Then no. Stay away. Thx much appreciated!)
Thanks for reading XOXO
