So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
He's a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Life just sucks, I lost the one,
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag
Fuck this place, I lost the war,
I hate you all, Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag