IRC-Galleria

It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name was Kepe
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day hed stop and play
With his fuckin organ

The first mates name was Juuso
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

The second mate was Jemmy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a glam rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Joel
He was a fuckin nigger!
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do

The captains wife was Lotta
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found er sexual quarters