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pitäsköhän sitä perkele muuttaa lahteen ja mennä sinne opiskelemaan? :P idea hyvä, miikka H....

Mies alkoi opiskelemaan matematiikkaa,fysiikkaa ja logiikkaa. Mies ei tiennyt mitä logiikka on.hän kysyi sitä opettajaltaan.

Mies - Mitä se logiikka on?
Opettaja - No selitetään vaikka näin:Onko sinulla moottorisaha?
Mies - On minulla.
Opettaja - Eli sinulla on siis myös tontti jossa on metsää.
Mies - Kyllä.
Opettaja - Ja siellä tontilla on talo.
Mies - Mistä arvasitte?
Opettaja - Ja talossa on vaimo laittamassa ruokaa.
Mies - Kyllä.
Opettaja - Eli siitä voi päätellä että olette hetero.

Mies meni illalla käymään kaverinsa luona.hän kertoi että oli alkanut opiskelemaan fysiikkaa,matematiikkaa ja logiikaa.
Miehen kaveri kysyi että mitä se logiikka on.Mies naurahti ja kysyi:

-Onko sinulla moottorisaha?
Kaveri - Ei ole.
Mies - Eli olet homo.

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hahha, aikas hyvä ;D

april days fool, bitch! :D

sain häädön. nice, depressivus maximus....

Every society honors it's live conformists and dead trouble makers
I'm the Son of Satan, sculpted the culture of the ancients
Burn me at the stake with my left hand stuck in the Matrix
I'm the apex, I steal science offa spaceships
Black water contractors captured off a camcorder
after Mass slaughter, violent massacre, Masters of Order
Burning effigies of presidents and American flags
Veterans clash for the chance to sell terror for cash
Babylon destroyed the base of migdash
Death cults, murder squads, exploded churches and burning mosques
Throw your dice now you destiny's cashed
And they seize a war with planet over centuries past
And the mysteries remain unsolved, colossal pyramids on Mars
Visitors beyond the scriptures of Allah
God is on the side of the ones with money and large armies
Pray for death of these brainwashed zombies, 'Society Is Brainwashed'

November 5th, 2001, less than two months after 9/11 occurred
The infamous William Cooper was murdered
Ex Naval Intelligence Officer, but now author of Behold A Pale Horse
HE paid the cost
I can't say I agree with everything he wrote
But admired him for speaking his mind though
Never holding his tongue for nobody, your 'Society Is Brainwashed'
Guns in each others faces for the same lies
Same everything and same nothing
Same bullshit materialist of the Third World man's luxury
This false flag f**kery, an AIDS infested junky
Your Lady of Liberty can't f**k me
Can't touch me, the black pope superior general
Tim Oscar riding like a Piru from Inglewood
Bring the hood up to a hovering mother ship
They already made the switch to the One World Government

Amongst the Ivory Tower witch doctors, when this explosion
on the groom lake landing strip silicon, sorcerers abandoned ship
Famine gripped the planet with the gigantic Satanic fist
Believed to be linked to Al-Qaeda through a sandwich business
I dont advise you to believe these could be camera tricks
all i'm sayin is to ask questions amateurs
what Hollywood tries to pass off as fantasy,
might already have happened in actuality
And vice versa, if Jesus Christ was a person, who was Mithra? Who was Krishna?
Who was the first to be baptized, crucified, resurrected,
betrayed and made into a martyr for someone else's redemption?
Old men start wars for young dudes to die in,
madison avenue tellin you what you should be buyin
Religion and science always profess peace
but in the end who created the deadly war machine Society is...