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Peruskoulun päättäville, muistellaanpas kuluneita vuosia...
7 lk.
1. Ensimmäiset kaverit koulussa?
- Tuukka Pohjanmäki ja Nasir Eliassi (FUUUUUUUUU---, NEVER FORGET!)
2. Ensiajatuksesi yläasteesta?
- Suave
3. Pelottavin opettaja?
- Ei quqaan
4. Pelkäsitkö ysejä?
- Np
5. Millaisia vaatteita käytit?
- Mitä alelaareista nyt käteen osui
6. Paras muisto?
- Seiskaluokalta? Termi "paras" edellyttää että sieltä olisi hyviäkin muistoja.
7. Söitkö joka päivä kouluruokaa?
- Yup
8. Mitä ajattelit luokastasi?
- Kaikkea vääristynyttä.
9. Kehen olit ihastunut?
- En kehenkään
10. Keskiarvosi?
- Oisko ollu peräti lähemmäs 7.5...?

8 lk.
1. Kiusasitko seiskoja?
- En
2. Millainen oli koulumenestyksesi?
- HUONO (yhdyn Veeraan tässä kohtaa)
3. Teitkö jotain, mitä et ollut ennen tehnyt?
- Duh?
4. Paras muisto?
- New student <3
5. Kenen kanssa hengailit koulussa?
- Vili, Jammu, Hätönen, Krista, Minna, Vahto, Herkku, Anttoni, Kantola ainakin
6. Millaista musiikkia kuuntelit?
- Metallia pretty much
7. Esiinnyitkö missään koulun juhlissa tai osallistuitko koulun oheistoimintaan?
- Kyllä
8. Lempiopettajasi?
- Bilsan opehan se, oisko ollu Jenni nimi?
9. Missä olit koulun päättäjäispäivänä?
- Päättäreitten jälkeen oletan? Pyörisin Hansassa ja siitä sitten koneen ääreen.
10. Keskiarvosi?
- Laski, roimasti.

9 lk.
1. Oliko paras vuosi?
- Jaetulla sijalla kasin kanssa mut joo
2. Kenen kanssa hengailit koulussa ?
- Vili, Jammu, Herkku, Anttoni, Hätönen, Pate, Otto, Sohvi-Emma-Tea, Tiia, TAUNO etc.
3. Lempitunnit?
- Enkku (normi ja valinnainen) & hissa, kait
4. Paras tapahtuma?
- RUATTI! VITTU!
5. Panostitko koulussa?
- Juu en
6. Tuleeko ikävä yläastetta?
- Tullu jo, aikoja sitten
8. Oletko muuttunut paljon tämän luokan aikana?
- En muuttumisesta tiedä... Viisastunu ainaki
9. Voisitko jäädä vielä vuodeksi?
- Olisin jäänyt jos oisin voinut
10. Jatko-opintosi?
- datikseen --->

"What is definitely true is the story of Clairvius Narcisse. He was a Haitian guy who was declared dead by two doctors and buried in 1962. They found him wandering around the village 18 years later. It turned out the local voodoo priests had been using naturally occurring chemicals to basically zombify people and putting them to work on the sugar plantations (no, really).

So, the next time you're pouring a little packet of sugar into your coffee, remember that it may have been handled by a zombie at some point."

"...that on an actual day on the actual calendar in the future, runaway microscopic nanobots will end civilization by flooding the planet with the cannabalistic undead."

An email I got at GMX like 10 mins ago.

Day 01 - Your favourite song (at this very moment): Deathstars "Virtue to Vice"
Day 02 - Song you hate: Anything from Petri Nygård
Day 03 - Songs that makes you happy: Genesis "Invisible Touch" & Xe-NONE "Angels" & Yö "Rakkauden Vahvistama"
Day 04 - Song that makes you sad: This is a hard one but let's just go with Skindred "Sicker"
Day 05 - Song that reminds you of someone: The most special ones first off Amorphis "Her Alone" & Caliban "Love Song"
Others include:

• Amorphis "Same Flesh"
• Black Comedy "Favorite Hateobject"
• Crematory "Ist Es Wahr"
• Diablo "Queen of Entity"
• Genesis "Invisible Touch"
• Yö "Rakkauden Vahvistama"
• Manowar "Warriors of the World"
• Jonna Tervomaa "Myöhemmin"
• Apulanta "Jumala"
• Volbeat "The Garden's Tale"
• Popeda "Liian Kiltti Mies"
• Yö "Joutsenlaulu"

amongst others. I truly have friends few in numbers but large in scale of heartfeltness and longevity.
Day 06 - Song that reminds of you of some place: This one is hard as well, two that come to my mind: Klamydia "Pienen Pojan Elämää", System of a Down "B.Y.O.B"
Day 07 - Song that reminds you of a certain event: Apulanta "Armo", "Viivakoodit", "Jumala", "Maanantai"
Day 08 - Song that you know all the words to: I'm sure I'm missing a lot but anyway...

• Apulanta: Jumala, Hiekka, Maanantai, Pahempi Toistaan, Valas, Koneeseen Kadonnut, Armo, Anna Mulle Piiskaa.
• Amorphis: Silent Waters, Her Alone, House of Sleep, Same Flesh.
• Others:
  Kamelot "Center of the Universe"
  Deathstars "Virtue to Vice"
  Genesis "Land of Confusion"
  Disturbed "Down With the Sickness", "Prayer"
  Fear Factory "Bite the Hand That Bleeds"
  Inactive Messiah "Sing"
  Jonna Tervomaa "Myöhemmin"
  Katatonia "Ghost of the Sun"
  Manowar "Warriors of the World"
  Popeda "Kuuma Kesä", "Liian Kiltti Mies", "Matkalla Alabamaan", "Tahdotko Mut Tosiaan"
  Pate Mustajärvi "Ukkometso", "Mä Elän Vieläkin"
  Raaka-Aine "Miehen Työ", "Suru"
  Scar Symmetry "The Illusionist"
  Soilwork "Soilworker's Song of the Damned", "Natural Born Chaos", "Nerve", "20 More Miles"
  Sonic Syndicate "Affliction", "Jack of Diamonds"
  Volbeat "The Garden's Tale" (without the danish parts :D)
  Yö "Rakkauden Vahvistama", "Särkyvää", "Etkö Unta Saa", "Rakkaus On Lumivalkoinen"
  Zen Café "Todella Kaunis", "Piha Ilman Sadettajaa", "Mies Jonka Ympäriltä Tuolit Viedään"
  
  
  

Day 09 - Song that you can dance to:
Day 10 - Your good-night song: Amorphis "House of Sleep", Crematory "Sleeping Solution"
Day 11 - Song from your favorite band:
Day 12 - Song from a band you hate:
Day 13 - Song that is a guilty pleasure:
Day 14 - Song that no one would expect you to love:
Day 15 - Song that describes you:
Day 16 - Song that you used to love but now hate:
Day 17 - Song that you hear often on the radio:
Day 18 - Song that you wish you heard on the radio:
Day 19 - Song from your favorite album:
Day 20 - Song that you listen to when you’re angry:
Day 21 - Song that you listen to when you’re happy:
Day 22 - Song that you listen to when you’re sad:
Day 23 - Song that you want to play at your wedding:
Day 24 - Song that you want to play at your funeral:
Day 25 - Song that makes you laugh:
Day 26 - Song that you can play on an instrument:
Day 27 - Song that you wish you could play:
Day 28 - Song that makes you feel guilty:
Day 29 - Song from your childhood:
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year:

Ostin nää eilen J&J'ltä

Rakastan tota hupparia <3

Oli mahtava keikka, eka (toka) keikka missä oon ollu ja vielä Paten, kuka on yks mun suosikki rock- & balladilaulajista, ihan jees. Vitutti vaan ku siel oli yks huomionkipee vanhahko naishenkilö (mummo) joka huus "ikuri", joka on siis Tampereen kaupunginosa, joka viidestoista sekunti >.<

Joskus on kyl pakko kullan kans päästä Kamelotin keikalle.

Jos tykkäätte Celldwelleristä, tsekkailkaa mun YouTube accoo: lisäilen sinne remixejä mitä ei tubessa vielä ole (niitä on aika paljon).

Eka tuotantokaus katottuna, 5 päivää - 22 jaksoa 44min each. Vähän niukkaan tahtiin ahdettu mut joo, seuraava!

"You had a miscarriage."
"I haven't even been on a date!"
"Right, because it's physically impossible to have sex without somebody buying you dinner..."

Subject: Hell explained by a chemistry student



The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'



The student got an A.