Others annoy him to death.
1. Hide a collection of Itachi plushies in random places around his house- In his bathtub, in his bed, behind his door, in his closet, in his cabinets...
2. When he's asleep, poke him repeatedly until he wakes up, and make sure you're sitting about two inches away from his face. Scream, "HI SASUKE!" when he wakes up.
3. Smash a pie in his face and run like hell.
4. Leave messages on his phone saying things like "OMGOMGOMG SASUUUU, I FOUND YOUR NUMBER!! OMG!!! I LOVE YOOOU!!!"
5. Dump a bowl of hot ramen on his head. Blame Naruto.
6. Replace his clothes with Akatsuki robes so he can look just like his favorite brother.
7. Leave little sticky notes all over his house. Love notes, hate notes, gentle reminders of all the times Naruto pwned him...You know, stuff like that.
8. Find his diary, and photocopy each page. Give the copies to Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and anyone else you happen to see while you're running for your life from the angry emo-duck-head. (Alternative: Find his diary, and read it as loudly as you can in a public place. Make sure lots of people are around to hear you.)
9. Dye ANYTHING he owns a lovely shade of hot pink.
10. Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them.
11. Give all his fangirls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they run screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run.
12. Put a tape player in each room of his house, and make them all play Barbie Girl at full volume. Not only will the sound blast out his ears, and the song embarass him to no end, but it also will take him a while to find and turn off all the tape players. >D
13. Leave decapitated/mangled/burnt/otherwise destroyed plushies of him all over his house. (Bonus if you make them bloody with ketchup or something.) Then, pin a note saying "You're Next" on his door with a knife.
14. Follow him around, saying "Everyone out of the way! Make way for the Emo King!"
15. Throw an apple at him. Pretend like you have no idea where it came from. If he turns around again, throw another. If he yells at you and insists you did throw it, cry.
16. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to him. Bonus points if you do it while he's trying to sleep.
17. Say, "What?" after each word he says.
18. When he's asleep, shave his head and sell his hair on ebay.
19. Send Sakura and Ino love notes from him inviting them both on a date. Better yet, invite Naruto.
20. Draw little hearts all over the walls in his house.
21. Whenever he makes a mistake, say, "Foolish little brother. Why are you so weak?"
22. Put a pink, heart-covered "WELCOME HOME SASUKE" banner over his door. For no reason whatsoever.
23. Constantly remind him that Itachi is so much cooler/stronger/hotter/ect. than he is.
24. Leave snakes (Or snake plushies, whichever you can get) all over his house. Or better yet, leave weasles.
25. Get a bunch of pictures of Naruto, and draw little hearts and write things like "My love~" all over them. Tape them all over Sasuke's room. And take pictures. And give them to Naruto.
26. Dress up like him and follow him around, mimicking his every move.
27. Hide eggs in random places around his house. If he finds them, he'll just be very confused. But if he doesn't find them...Eggs have to rot eventually.
28. When he's watching TV, change the channel every five seconds saying, "I hate this show." no matter what show it is. Unless you find something like Dora the Explorer, Barney, ect. Then, scream whenever he tries to change it, and don't stop screaming until he changes it back.
29. Hide a camera in his bathroom. Sell said camera to his fangirls after a week or so.
30. Constantly remind him exactly how he got that curse mark.
31. Say, "Wow, Sasuke! I never knew you felt that way about Sakura!" And make sure she's in earshot. Try it with Ino, too. And any other girls...or guys...you happen to be around.
32. Invite each member of a Sasuke Fanclub to dates with Sasuke one at a time. When you run out of fangirls (That might take a while) find a new fanclub and start the whoooole process over again. >3 Unless Sasuke dies first. Or kills you. Either way.
33. Draw Itachi-face-lines on his face while he's sleeping, and cut off the duck portion of his hair. When he wakes up, comment on how much he's starting to look like his brother.
34. Hold his hand, hug him, and squeal about how proud you are to be his girlfriend. If you're a guy, bribe Sakura into it. =D
35. Ask why he wants to kill Itachi. When he tells you, be quiet for a minute. Then ask again.
36. Say, "SASU-NARU FOREVER!" at random moments. Preferably when Naruto's around to hear you.
37. Tell him his shoes are untied. See if he looks. (Ninja shoes don't have laces. x3)
38. Repeat everything he says, but with the opposite meaning.
39. If you see Sasuke hiding from fangirls, tell him you'll help hide him. Then, lead him right to them.
40. Build an Itachi shrine in his room. The bigger and more difficult to destroy it is, the better.
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