IRC-Galleria

C: "Or, 'You're such a nice guy' means: 'I'm going to be dating leather wearing alcoholics, and complaining about them - to you.'"

P: "He's really sweat and in some ways I think he's so right for me... But I hate that guy."

M: "Loosely translated, 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked.'"

R: "Since you saw her boobies, I think you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee."

R: "How am I supposed to walk down that aisle looking like something you drink when you're nauseous?"

J: "Let me get this straight: He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking that this is a great idea? This man is my god!"

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"Do you have a bobby pin?"
"Yeah" --- "Oh no, wait. I'm not a 9-year old girl"
"Then why do you throw like one?"

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Waiter: "Do you want something?"
"I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment relief from the wrenching pain of knowing that that's never going to happen!"
"Ömm...We have red bagels."
"Okay"

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"Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me."
"Oh, okay big brother. Which one of these would make your little sister look hotter so your best friend would wanna do her?"
"......The red one."