Bart: Hey Lise, there's your boyfriend. *pointing at Comic Book Guy*
Lisa: Oh yeah? Well there's your girlfriend. *pointing at Crazy Cat Lady*
Bart: Well that's your boyfriend! *pointing at Hans Moleman*
Lisa: No, he's YOUR boyfriend. You're gay for Moleman!
Bart: YOU'RE gay for Moleman!!!
*Bart and Lisa start fighting*
Hans Moleman: *sadly* No one's gay for Moleman.