IÂ’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
IÂ’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
IÂ’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
IÂ’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
IÂ’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, waitÂ…thatÂ’s a bad example.
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?