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... Frank Zappan suusta:


"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT"


"I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric -- there's no medical proof that a person hearing a lyric is going to act out the lyric. There's also no medical proof that if you hear any collection of vowels and consonants, that the hearing of that collection is going to send you to Hell."


"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can."


"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."


"Information doesn't kill you."


"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face."
- Frank Zappa to Mrs. Gore about parental advisory labels on album covers


"So long as somebody gets a laugh out of it, what the fuck?"


"I never set out to be wierd. It was always the other people who called me wierd."