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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

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Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
A: You get to park in handicapped zones.

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Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!

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Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A: To buy a VCR!

"Will, It's just an aftershock!"
"Aftershock, baby I'm from philly. Aftershock is not in my vocabulary. Wind, rain, cheesestake, these are things I know."
"It's nothing, now would you come back over here?"
"M-mm,"
"Why not?!"
"Cause everytime I come near you the ground starts moving, I'm just trying to get back to philly, where the ground stays still, and the people move."

"I may never see my mom again!
I may never see Zimbabwe!
I may never dunk on Michael Jordan!
I may never see Rudy get married on the Cosbys"

Michael Jordan;
Al Capone;
Woody Wood Pecker;
Fred Flinstone

"Coach" Ken Carter - ""Nigger" is a derogatory termused to insult our ancestors. See, if a white man used it, you'd be ready to fight. Your using it teaches him to use it. You're saying it's cool. Well, it's not cool. And when you're around me, I don't wanna hear that shit. We clear?"
Richmond Oilers - "Yes, sir."