Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
A: You get to park in handicapped zones.
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A: To buy a VCR!