HINDUISM - THIS SHIT HAPPENED BEFORE
ISLAM - IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE
BUDDHISM - WHEN SHIT HAPPENS IS IT REALLY SHIT?
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAY
PROTESTANTISM - SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER
CATHOLICISM - IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT
JEHOVA'S WITNES - KNOCK KNOCK.."SHIT HAPPENS"
JUDAISM - WHY DOES SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
HARE KRISHNA - SHIT HAPPENS RAMA RAMA DING DONG
ATHEISM - NO SHIT
T. V. EVANGELISM - SEND MORE SHIT
RASTAFARIANISM - LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT