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Hoohaahee.

Jep.

Sellanen ammun itteeni päähän fiilis.
Musiikkii kovalla jne jne.

Hymyilyttää, mutta ei oikeesti ees hymyilytä,
sillai teennäistä junou.

Joo.

Juon pari kaljaa ja rupeen sit tekee
sen saatanan koulu jutun,
mikä piti palauttaa öö kaks vai kolome viikkoo sitten.

ps. Miula on tukkaa.

Hengitellään.

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jep.
eipä muuta kun, että voikun kiva :D.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm GAY, so I MUST want every straight man alive.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SHORT SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut

I'm PUNK, so i MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be emo.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I do DRUGS, so i MUST be making nothing of myself in life

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs

I'm BI so I MUST like every guy i see

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS!

The following scene took place on
a BA flight between Johannesburg and London .
This is a true story.


A White woman,
about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.
"Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then?"
she responded.
"You placed me next to a Black man.
I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please, the Hostess replied.
"Almost all the seats on this flight are taken.
I will go to see if another seat is available."

The Hostess went away and came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought,
there are no other available seats in Economy class.
I spoke to the Captain and he informed me
that there are also no seats in the Business class.
All the same,
we still have one seat in First class."

Before the woman could reply,
the Hostess continued:
"It is unusual for our company
to permit someone from Economy class to sit in First class.
However,
given the circumstances,
the Captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to
someone so disgusting."

She turned to the Black man and said,
"Therefore, Sir,
if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage,
a seat awaits you in First class."

At that moment,
the other passengers who were
shocked by what they had just
witnessed stood up and applauded.

ahkerat opiskelijat keskustelevat.
nimet on muutettu. not.

Hanna sanoo:
ei jaksais vääntäytyy kouluun millään 2 tunnin takia!!!
Heidi sanoo:
no meettekö työ sinne kouluun?
KaisuLee sanoo:
noe i, mut pakkohan se taas on
***
KaisuLee sanoo:
mut miun pitää ruveta nyt imuroimaan niin kerkiän kouluunkin joskus
Laura sanoo:
ollaan siis kouluun menos?
KaisuLee sanoo:
no vaiko eikö?
Laura sanoo:
kyllä kyllä. mitä mie tollasia ees kyselen
KaisuLee sanoo:
voi jestas teitä
Laura sanoo:
niimpä
KaisuLee sanoo:
tai sis meitä
Laura sanoo:
hei mennään vaan... tippuu muuten taas ihan
Laura sanoo:
vai?
KaisuLee sanoo:
ääh. eka miulla ei ollu ees vaihtoehtoa ettei mentäs .. mut nyt kun tuolleen .. ääh. en mie tiiä ennää
Laura sanoo:
mites hanna?
Hanna sanoo:
noku mieki just ei nappais yhtään lähtee tonne räntään ja tuiskuun polkemaan
Laura sanoo:
ei nii.. mut minuu inhottaa kun sit ei osaa mitään eikä pääse tenttejä läpi..
KaisuLee sanoo:
voi piru vie taas tätä motivaatiota ja innokkuutta
Laura sanoo:
sano muuta
Hanna sanoo:
motivaatio huipussaan!
KaisuLee sanoo:
no minnuukin vähän inhottaa
Hanna sanoo:
joko mennään tai sit ei! fifty fifty
Laura sanoo:
apua
KaisuLee sanoo:
voi piru. päättäkää työ. miemeen imuroimaan
Hanna sanoo:
pitäis kyl siivota ja pyykkiä pestä
Laura sanoo:
vitsi kun me viel lintsataan tälleen hirveellä porukalla.. kaikki pois kerralla vaan meningillä. en tiiä mitä tehään. mietitään vähä...
Hanna sanoo:
no jos lintsataan tää kerta ja ei kertaakaan enää sit?
Laura sanoo:
toimii melkeen tuo et tänään ja sit ei kertaakaan koskaan enää!!
Hanna sanoo:
joojoo ;D
Hanna sanoo:
nooh joko ootte päättäny?
Hanna sanoo:
musta tuntuu et jään kotiin emännöimään ja tekee juttuja.. pitäis synttärikorttiki väsätä yms
Heidi sanoo:
ai ettekö te meekkää
Laura sanoo:
ei tiietä viel
Laura sanoo:
hirveetä jos lintsataan!
Laura sanoo:
hahha eiköhän
Laura sanoo:
heidi mitä mieltä?
Heidi sanoo:
no sit jos ei mee niin ei taas osaa mitää
Heidi sanoo:
mut toisaalta niin eihän me oltu viime vuonnakaa tunneilla ka hyvin on päästy läpi
Heidi sanoo:
mites on tytöt
Hanna sanoo:
no niinpä.. ei mennä
Heidi sanoo:
jos eimennä niin mie jatkan reeniä
Heidi sanoo:
no laura
Laura sanoo:
en tiiä
Laura sanoo:
ei huvita kyl lähtee fillaroimaan mut mie pelkään et en osaa sit taas mitään
Heidi sanoo:
kukahan osais sanoo mitä siellä oiekin on tänää
Laura sanoo:
niimpä
Heidi sanoo:
päättäkää nhytte
Heidi sanoo:
entäs jos käydään nin päästää kutenki jo 14 pois
Laura sanoo:
heidi onks sul autoo? hae meidät autol sit mennään
Heidi sanoo:
hitto ei oo make meni töihin sillä
KaisuLee sanoo:
on taas vaikeeta tää koulun käynti .
KaisuLee sanoo:
väitellään ees taas mennäänkö, vaikka tasan tiietään, ettei olla menossa
Hanna sanoo:
ihan totta!
Laura sanoo:
entä jos päätetään et mennään?
Heidi sanoo:
mennään
Laura sanoo:
hirveetä jankkaamista.
Heidi sanoo:
jos ois luento niin ei tasan mentäs
Hanna sanoo:
mut ne harkat on ollu yleensä kyl aika helppoja..tai sellasii et jos vähän paneutuu ni kyllä neki osaa
Heidi sanoo:
totta
Heidi sanoo:
mut jos nyt ei mennä niin tästä lähin mennään sit joka kerta
KaisuLee sanoo:
joo. ihan joka kerta!
Hanna sanoo:
käyp.. mie oon ainaki nyt asennoitunu jäämään kotiin ni jään
KaisuLee sanoo:
voi että.
Heidi sanoo:
toisaalta mullakin on töihi meno
Laura sanoo:
voi että tosiaan.
Heidi sanoo:
ja pitäs käydä kaupasa ja tehö ruokjaa
KaisuLee sanoo:
ja miun aikatalutu menijo ihan mönkään kun istun tässä koneella
Hanna sanoo:
kaisu sama täällä!
Laura sanoo:
jorma itkee kun sen lempityöt ei oo tunnil
Hanna sanoo:
niinpä ollaan siinä nimilistalla ekoina ja kukaa ei oo paikalla..voi meitä!!!

http://www.yle.fi/pyhatjapahat/testi_intro.html


Hyveitä:

Suhteellisuuden taju: 12
Hiljainen tieto: 9
Lojaalisuus: 7
Rakkaus: 7
Jalo joutilaisuus: 6
Kohtuullisuus: 6
Viisaus: 6
Oikeudenmukaisuus: 5
Urhoollisuus: 5
Anteeksiantavaisuus: 3
Pyhä huolettomuus: 1


Syntejä:

Murehtiminen: 19
Hengen velttous: 15
Vihamielisyys: 10
Vatsan palvonta: 9
Huumorintajuttomuus: 8
Ylpeys: 8
Ahneus: 6
Kateus: 5
Välinpitämättömyys: 5
Hekumallisuus: 3
Tietämättömyys: 2

One out of three women and one out of four men are on a diet at any given time.

35% of occasional dieters progress into pathological dieting.

Two out of five women and one out of five men would trade three to five years of their life to achieve their weight goals.

Diet and diet related products are a 33 billion dollar a year industry.

In 1970 the average age a girl started dieting was 14; by 1990 the average age dropped to 8.

One half of 4th grade girls are on a diet.

81% of ten-year-old girls are afraid of being fat.

51% of nine and ten-year-old girls stated they felt better about themselves when they were adhering to a diet.

While only one out of ten high school girls are overweight, nine out of ten high school juniors and seniors diet.

79% of teenage girls who vomit and 73% of teenage girls who use diet pills are frequent readers of womenÂ’s health and fitness magazines. This is in contrast to less than 43% of teenage girls who do not participate in these purging methods.

Following the introduction of Western television in Fiji, there was a surge in the rate of eating disorders.

One out of every four television commercials sends out some sort of message about attractiveness.
80% of women who answered a People magazine survey responded that images of women on television and in the movies make them feel insecure.

Actresses Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz and singer Diana Ross all meet the Body Mass Index physical criteria for Anorexia.

Model/Actress Elizabeth Hurley stated in Allure Magazine, "I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat."

Pamela Anderson is 5'7" and weights 120 pounds. She is supposed to be the voluptuous ideal yet she is 11% below ideal body weight.

In contrast, a generation ago Marilyn Monroe set the beauty standard at 5'5" and weighed 135 pounds.

In one study, three out of four women stated that they were overweight although only one out of four actually were.

Four out of five U.S. Women are dissatisfied with their appearance.

A study found that adolescent girls were more fearful of gaining weight than getting cancer, nuclear war or losing their parents.

Over one half of normal weight white adolescent girls consider themselves fat.

Following viewing images of female fashion models, seven out of ten women felt more depressed and angrier than prior to viewing the images.

When preschoolers were offered dolls identical in every respect except weight, they preferred the thin doll nine out of ten times.

A study asked children to assign attractiveness values to pictures of children with various disabilities. The participants rated the obese child less attractive than a child in a wheelchair, a child with a facial deformity, and a child with a missing limb.

A study found that women overestimate the size of their hips by 16% and their waists by 25%, yet the same women were able to correctly estimate the width of a box.

In a Glamour survey, 61% of respondents said they were ashamed of their hips, 64% were ashamed of their stomachs and 72% were ashamed of their thighs.

30% of women chose an ideal body shape that is 20% underweight and an additional 44% chose an ideal body shape 10% underweight.

50% of women wear size 14 or larger, but most standard clothing outlets cater to sizes 14 or smaller.

In 1950 mannequins closely resembled the average measurements or women. The average hip measurement of mannequins and women were 34 inches. By 1990 the average hip measurement was 37 inches, while the average mannequins hip measured only 31 inches.

If today's mannequins were actual human women, based on their theoretical body-fat percentages they would have probably ceased to menstruate.

The average U.S. woman is 5'4" and weighs 140 pounds. In contrast, the average U.S. model is 5'11" and weighs 117 pounds.

Over the last three decades fashion models, Miss America contestants, and Playboy centerfolds have grown steadily thinner, while the average woman's weight has actually risen.

Some of the pictures of the models in magazines do not really exist. The pictures are computer-modified compilations of different body parts.

A study found that 25% of Playboy centerfolds met the weight criteria for Anorexia.

Twenty years ago the average fashion model weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today she weighs 23% less.

Kate Moss is 5'7" and weights 95 pounds. That is 30% below ideal body weight.

Supermodels Niki Taylor and Elle Macpherson also meet the Body Mass Index physical criteria for Anorexia.

Gisele Bundchen was Vogue's model of the year, in part the magazine states, because she strays from the rail-thin image. Gisele is 5'11" and weighs only 115, that is 25% below her ideal body weight.

äkkiä se aika rientää.

ja oikee päiväkin meni ohi kun oon dorka.

:D.

paljon kerinny pusutella.