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Tyttö: Olenko minä
tarpeeksi kaunis?
Poika: Mitä?
Tyttö: Minä todella pidän
sinusta. Ja olen
rakastumassa sinuun.
Poika: OK.
Tyttö: Mitä tarkoitat
OK:lla?
Poika: Minä en pidä
sinusta sillä tavalla.
Tyttö: Miksi et?
Poika: En voi kertoa
sinulle..Ehkä joku toinen
kerta..

Siitä asti tyttö kysyi
pojalta "miksi et?" joka
kerta kun hän näki pojan,
ja joka kerta kun tyttö
kysyi,
hän vastasi "minä kerron
sinulle myöhemmin".
Vihdoin tyttö kyllästyi.

Tyttö: Olen kyllästynyt
tähän. Kerro minulle
mikset pidä minusta?
Poika: Haluatko todella
tietää miksi en pidä
sinusta?
Tyttö: KYLLÄ!
Poika: Koska olet ruma
kuin vi**u! Mitä järkeä on
mennä ulos jonkun kanssa
joka ei ole kaunis?!
Tyttö: Mutta..Minä..
Poika: Turpa kiinni ja
jätä minut rauhaan!!!

Poika kävelee pois ja
tyttö jää istumaan siihen
yksin, itkien.. Sitten
hänen kännykkänsä soi.

Tyttö: Haloo?
Äiti: Rakas? Minä haluan
että menet kotiin, jooko?
Tulen töistä muutaman
tunnin kuluttua..
Tyttö: Okei, äiti..
Äiti: minä rakastan
sinua..
Tyttö: Niin minäkin
sinua..
Äiti: Hei hei!
Tyttö: Hei..

Tyttö lähtee kotia kohti
ja kun hän on siellä hän
menee vessaan ja katsoo
itseään peilistä..

Tyttö: En ole tarpeeksi
kaunis..

Hän alkaa töihin, tietäen
aivan hyvin mitä on
tekemässä..

Kaksi tuntia myöhemmin,
hänen äitinsä tulee töistä
ja kuulee miten kylpyvesi
käy. Hän menee
yläkertaan ja löytää
eteisen tulvillaan. Joten
hän koputtaa oveen.

Äiti: Kulta? Oletko
kunnossa?

Hän avaa oven ja järkyttyy
näkemästäänsä. Kylpyamme
ylittyi vedestä lattialle,
ja vesi oli
värjääntynyt punaiseksi.
Hän käveli veden ylitse,
jotta näkisi mitä ammeessa
on ja kirkaisi. Siellä
hänen pikku tyttönsä
makasi kasvot ja ranteet
viilloissa. Äiti peruutti
ja oli juoksemassa
soittamaan poliisille,
kunnes joku pisti hänen
silmäänsä.

Peilissä luki:" Olenko
minä nyt tarpeeksi
kaunis?"

Onnea Frestra! Se oli sit kultaa, ja osoite oli oikea<3
"Katsokaa mun mitalii ja sanokaa sille heei!"
"Sun pääs pullottaa"
"BUDDHA!"

1. Kunnioitatko opettajia?
- en pahemmin
2. Oletko alkoholisti?
- en
3. Yksi miespuolinen kaverisi, josta pidät?
- Miro
4. Pidätkö jäätelöstä?
- juuu
5. Jokin muu numero kuin nolla?
- 14
6. Pidätkö suklaasta?
- joo
7. Pidätkö kesästä?
- joo<3
8. Mainitse joku paikka, mielikuvitusta saa käyttää!!
- Espanja
9. Onko hyväkroppainen mies seksikkäämpi kuin läski?
- joo
10. Jonkun muun miespuolisen kaverin nimi kuin kohdassa 3?
- Niko
11. Jälleen jokin muu numero kuin nolla, ei samaa kuin kohdassa 5!
- 1
12. Pidätkö banaanista?
- joskus
13. Laita tähän joko kohdan 3. tai kohdan 10 kaveri, ei väliä kumpi?
- Miro
14. Jokin luku 10-100?
- 14
15. Juures kasvi?
- Porkkana
16. Lempivärisi?
- Turkoosi
17. Jokin muu väri kuin äskeinen?
- beessi
18. Pidätkö musiikin kuuntelusta?
- joo
19. Mainitse yksi ystäväsi?
- Ässä<3


LOPPUTULOKSET!!
No niin! Nyt luet vastauksesi ja kirjoita ne samassa järjestyksessä alle, lue mielellään ääneen.

KOITA pitää pokkasi...

1. Puhuitko totta?
-en pahemmin
2. Oletko neitsyt?
- en
3. Ketä rakastat?
- miro
4. Oletko maannut hänen kanssa?
- juu
5. Kuinka monta kertaa?
- 14
6. Piditkö siitä?
- joo
7. Haluatko lisää?
- joo<3
8. Missä SE tapahtui ensimmäisen kerran?
- Espanjas
9. Onko sinulla toinen?
- joo
10. Hänen nimensä?
- Niko
11. Kuinka montaa kertaa olet maannut hänen kanssaan?
- 1
12. Oliko teillä kivaa?
- joskus
13. Kummalla oli isompi?
- Mirolla
14. Kuinka monta senttiä pitkä?
- 14
15. Mitä se muistutti?
- Porkkanaa
16. Minkä värinen se oli ennen SITÄ?
- Turkoosi
17. Entäpä jälkeen päin?
- Beessi
18. Oletko koskaan kokeillut "tree-somea?"
- joo
19. Kuka oli kolmantena?
- Ässä<3

Haha

Mursin sit eilen käteni harkoissa, että repikääs siitä... En pääse aluekisoihin, sori tytöt.

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Olin viime yön Soufilla Mustien joukkueillas... Oltiin lihavii banaaneita...
Suvi(soufin pikkusisko) huutaa:
-Sofia!
-No?
-Pyyhkimään!
-NO EN TUU! :D:D

NIMESI LOPPUKIRJAIN:
A: Suutelin
B: Söin
C: Lauloin
D: Leikin
E: Pussailin
F: Tanssin
G: Rakastelin
H: Kokkasin
I: Juoksin
J: Juttelin
K: Ajattelin
L: Hölmöilin
M: Kompuroin
N: Örhelsin
O:Voimistelin
P: Näpersin
Q: Mongersin
R: Rötöstelin
S: Yrjöskelin
T: Uin
U: Piereskelin
V: Opettelin
W: Imuroin
X: Sammalsin
Y: Join
Z: Pelasin
Ã…: Vaelsin
Ä: Valehtelin
Ö: Pyöräilin

SYNTYMÄVUOSI:
1970 ja alaspäin: Kultani kanssa
1971-75: Äitini kanssa
1976-85: Bestikseni kanssa
1986-1990: Opettajani kanssa
1991-1993: Koiran kanssa
1994: Sun kansssas
1995 ja ylöspäin: Tuttus kanssa

1.HARRASTUS:

Voimistelu: Matolla
Jalkapallo: Nurmikolla
Tennis: Kentällä
Kori- tai lentopallo: Koulussa
Jonkun soittimen soitto: Kotona
Tanssi: Kaupassa
Yleisurheilu: Junassa
Uinti: Altaissa
Uppopallo: Laivassa
Joku muu/ei oo: Mettäs

Asuinpaikka:

Pohjanmaa: koska se oli tärkeää.
Lappi: , koska se oli läksynä.
Itä-Suomi: koska en näkisi häntä enää.
Vaasa: koska ope käski.
Etelä-Suomi: koska se olisi kuitenkin pitänyt tehdä joskus.
Oulu: , koska halusin.
En kerro: koska hän/sä/se kaiveli/t menneitä.

Suutelin sun kanssas matolla koska se oli tärkeää.

eli:
1. Valitse 8 kaveriasi.
2. Etsi jokaiselle nimelle yhteisö, jossa esiintyy kyseinen nimi!

Ässä: ÄssäMix+Salmiakki<3

Vee: VeeHoon peikkoperhe

Justiina: Justiina (kissa)

Urmas: Urmas Ankka

Heidi: Heidi ajattelee mahallaan:D

Fiia: Fiian nallet<33

Karoliina: Karoliinan karvakamut

Jenna: Jennalle oma lehmä!

Ja sit viel ekstraks Ninni: Ninnin pikkupapukaijat<33
Liittykää<3

Valitse kuukausi jolloin synnyit:

Tammikuu- Söin
Helmikuu- Löin
Maaliskuu- Pussasin
Huhtikuu- Katsoin
Toukokuu- Hieroin
Kesäkuu- Vedin turpaan
Heinäkuu- Nauratin
Elokuu- Puukotin
Syyskuu- Ammuin
Lokakuu- Rakastelin
Marraskuu- Haukuin
Joulukuu- Pidin kädessäni

Valitse päivä jolloin synnyit:

1. Hammaskeijua
2. Poika/tyttöystävääsi
3. Naista jolla oli koira
4. Seksikästä tyttöä
5. Joulupukkia
6. Playboy-pupua
7. Naimisissa olevaa äitiä
8. Koppakuoriaista
9. Äitiäsi
10. Pääsiäispupua
11. Jalkapallo pelaajaa
12. Pirua
13. Aasialaista
14. Opettajaani
15. kengurua
16. Elvistä
17. Blondia
18. Puhelinta
19. Tietokonettani
20. Sinun taloa
21. Äitiä
22. Lammasta
23. Pappia
24. Sihteeriä
25. Mr.Oikeaa
26. Hevosta
27. Terotinta
28. Sinun kuumaa siskoasi
29. George Bush:ia
30. CD-levyä
31. Tulostinta

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:

A- koska tykkään suklaasta.
B- koska minulla oli tylsää.
C- koska housuni olivat liian tiukat.
D- koska hedelmä tykkää kärpäsestä.
E- koska sydämeni on liian pieni.
F- koska en saanut yhtään lahjaa jouluna.
G- koska tykkään kananmunista.
H- koska huomenna on maailmanloppu.
I- koska muutan huomenna.
J- koska minulla ei ole tyttö/poikaystävää.
K- koska pidän jalkapallosta.
L- koska olin pilvessä.
M- koska olin naimisissa.
N- koska äitini käski.
O- koska olen homoseksuaali.
P- koskan olen yksinäinen.
Q- koska vanhempani riitelevät paljon.
R- koska minua panettaa.
S- koska haluan tehdä jotain.
T- koska inhoan koulua.
U- koska minulla on tarve masturboida.
V- koska tykkään juhlia.
W- koska se kutsuu minua.
X- koska tykkään tummista.
Y- koska tykkään uida.
Z- koska olin humalassa.
Ã…- koska minun vasen kives on suurempi kuin toinen.
Ä- koska vasen rintani on suurempi kuin toinen.

Lempivärisi. (valitse yksi)

Sininen- Sen jälkeen menin suihkuun,
Punainen- Sen jälkeen menin kakalle,
Vihreä- Sen jälkeen menin mummoni luo,
Keltainen- Sen jälkeen menin lempibändini keikalle,
Musta- Sen jälkeen menin lähimpään baariin,
Valkoinen- Sen jälkeen menin tyttö-/poikaystäväni exän luokse,
Violetti- Sen jälkeen menin sokkotreffeille,
Harmaa- Sen jälkeen menin karkkikauppaan,
Ruskea- Sen jälkeen menin kahvilaan,
Vaaleanpunainen- Sen jälkeen menin kylpyyn,
Vaaleansininen- Sen jälkeen menin exäni luokse,
Joku muu- Sen jälkeen menin lähimmän koulun rehtorin kansliaan,

Horoskooppisi:

Oinas- siellä heitin kaikki vaatteeni pois
Härkä- mukanani suurimmat ja mustimmat karkit mitä löysin
Kaksonen- mukanani kaksi 4,5 litran limupulloa
Rapu- mukanani naapurin koiran täydet kakkapussit
Leijona- siellä revin lähimmältä ihmiseltä kaikki vaatteet pois
Neitsyt- mukanani äidiltäni varastamat rahat ja söin ne.
Vaaka- siellä löysin maasta käyttämättömiä kumeja.
Skorpioni- matkalla varastin jonkun takapihalta heidän kukkaistutuksensa multineen
Jousimies- mukanani isältäni lainatut videokasetit
Kauris- matkalla löysin maasta käytettyjä kumeja.
Vesimies- matkalla otin mukaani naapurin lapset
Kalat- mukanani kaverini autosta pöllimäni hajukuuset

Lemmikkisi:

Kissa- ja söin ne.
Koira- ja möin ne.
Kani- ja työnsin ne ahteriini.
Hamsteri/Marsu- ja revin ne kappaleiksi.
Gerbiili/Rotta- ja annoin ne lahjaksi pienelle kummilapselleni.
Käärme- ja tungin ne ohikulkijan taskuun ja väitin häntä varkaaksi.
Hevonen/Poni- ja laitoin ne seinälle.
Joku hyöteinen- ja heitin ne kaupan näyteikkunasta sisään.
Joku lintu- ja kätkin ne maahan odottamaan parempia aikoja.
Villakoira/Pölypunkki- ja maksoin niillä ruokaostokseni.
Joku muu- ja askartelin niistä itselleni uuden hatun.
Ei lemmikkejä- ja uskon aloittavani uuden muotivillityksen roikuttamalla niitä korvistani.

Söin opettajaani koska äitini käski. Sen jälkeen menin lähimmän koulun rehtorin kansliaan, matkalla löysin maasta käytettyjä kumeja ja revin ne kappaleiksi.

kirjoita kymmenen kaverisi nimet alle, ja mene sitten tänne: http://servut.us/ZuiGe/Misc./insulter/ ja katso mitä kaveristasi sanotaan ja katso vielä lopuksi mitä itsestäsi sanotaan.

1. Anni on arveluttava no-lifettäjä.
2. Anni on impotentti teinixi.
3. Laura on tyylilleen uskollinen hikipinko.
4. Fiia on nakinpituinen pyromaani.
5. Heidi on köyhä basisti.
6. Jenna on pahainen muumipeikko.
7. Karoliina on köyhä rattopoika.
8. Justiina on härski lauantaimakkara.
9. Minttu on munanmittainen pieru.
10. Jossu on homohtava hoppari.


Ja mä oon keskinkertainen pieru.