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How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
-they're dropped from HeliKopteri.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
-it's only to proof that you should never grow up.

Do stairs go up or down?
-up, because you can't jump upstairs but you can fall downstairs.

When people say, "IÂ’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
-no, they're only making excuses.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
-no, because you can't tell did anyone else get there.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-one very disturbed and pervert male who is not worth knowing.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
-i don't know, i think it's your problem.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
-nopes, but it's nice to know.

Do they have girlÂ’s bathrooms in gay bars?
-aren't they all so girly that there should not even be men's rooms.?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldnÂ’t we now be seeing people from the future?
-i don't think we would see anything if that happens, because the system would get messed up and we would vanish.

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-because it makes the rich kids laugh when the poor kids only get small bars.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-because the square box is easier to taitella.

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
-yes, it's better to ask snails about that.

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
-depends do you like tight or loose glove.