I'm a grudge-holding jerk who starts feuds with a wink
A sharp-tongued S.O.B who speaks before he thinks
I've learned from my losses and I know when I'm wrong
Still, my life's sadder than an old country song.
I could never keep, I could never keep
I could never keep my life from burning to the ground
You think I've learned my lesson, I'm a man who's been around
But I could never keep that middle finger down!
A sharp-tongued S.O.B who speaks before he thinks
I've learned from my losses and I know when I'm wrong
Still, my life's sadder than an old country song.
I could never keep, I could never keep
I could never keep my life from burning to the ground
You think I've learned my lesson, I'm a man who's been around
But I could never keep that middle finger down!