(MAN THIS IS A GOOD DAY FOR BANDOM LOVING!)
Q: What's your favourite shape?
A: Mine's a Patrick.
Q: X-ray vision or bionic hearing?
A: It's easy to hear people talking shit. I'd rather check out Patrick in his boxers with little heart prints on 'em. So vision I guess.
Q: (To Pete) Patrick, Andy, and Joe are all in a burning tent. Who do you save?
A: They went camping without me? Let those motherf**kers burn.
Q: What are your thoughts on Simple Plan? Hottest member?
A: I'd kiss David. I'd probably have to get him wasted first.
Q: Does Patrick keep his hat on during sex?
A: It depends where we're having it.
BRENDON FUCKING URIE, YOUR VOICE.