Dougie. You don't go to perform to the GAY just to get molested by one of the Loose Women. EVEN IF IT'S JUST ON A DARE OR WHATEVER. YOU DON'T GET KISSED BY CAROL FROM LOOSE WOMEN WHILE IN G-A-Y. SHE'S 48, FOR GOD'S SAKE! You get caught kissing Harry backstage, or ON stage, for all I know, and that's allright, since it's GAY. (It's allright otherwise, too.) BUT CAROL? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Oh, Dougie.