BOO I'M SO SAD. Watch me weeping. (Jenny actually has proof of this. Well, not proof, since I hope she's not recording our phone conversations - very many awkward moments there, you guys wouldn't believe the amount of times the words 'gay', 'pregnant', 'kinky' and 'freak' appear in our conversations, and I'm not even kidding - but she heard it. Three times. (Or was it two? I forget.) I cried like a baby. I couldn't help it.) I just, guys.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T MARRY HIM.
BOO, I'M SO SAD. THEY WERE, LIKE, MY ONLY HET OTP. (except for, like, Ryan/Keltie when Brendon and Pete are away being gay with someone else, or each other, and Frank/Jamia because that will never not be absolutely adorable, and Gabe/William, because - oh, wait, what, William isn't a girl! I forget, sorry! (SOMEONE HAD BETTER LAUGHED AT MY JOKE THERE! It was really bad though. :PP) I MEAN, COME ON. I'VE WANTED THEM TO GET MARRIED SINCE... WELL, I DON'T KNOW. EVER!! Forget Jess, forget Dean. SHE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HIM! So sad, me, now.
I'm gonna cry some more nao.