AHAHAHA(...)AHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS, YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS. (if you've read Breaking Dawn, that is, it's just one big spoilerfest!) IT HAS KEPT ME UP AND AMUSED FOR SO LONG, JESUS, I ACTUALLY COUGHED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD WHEN I LAUGHED. dude. this is the funniest thing in _ages_! \o/
http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/630150.html
SO.MUCH.WIN!